Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Hello friend. I take it you enjoyed my fashion statement, even if it wasn't one?" I dip my finger in the blood from my own face. "Shall we get some coffee?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Y-yes.[small] Zombie jesus christ the main antagonist of Twin Peaks is possessing me hel-[/small] Coffee sounds nice."

 

[Silver Shadow]

OoC:im here..maybe

 

[MinimanZombie]

"What was that? Possession? Let me try something. I apologize in advance Salt!" I plunge Raven into Salts stomach, absorbing the soul of the twin peaks antagonist. I then bandage up Salt and take him to the coffee shop, where I order a hot chocolate. The waitress gives us our drinks without asking for a tip or even any payment.

 

[Saltarius]

"Smart fucking move Zombie. Absorb a crazed demon into a sword with another demon. That'll end very well. And from what it appears, given those owls are still there, Killer BOB is still alive and kicking, from his standpoint at least. Your sword, your problem though."

I order white hot chocolate, just to be different like that.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, it'll be fine." The faint screams stop, the demon crushed. "See? My sword is way to powerful to be defeated. Even Lucifer himself couldn't overcome Ravens power! And with every soul gained, it's power grows." I sip my drink.

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah, I guess..."

I decide not to mention BOB's reflection in the blade. I just pray it doesn't turn on him one of these days.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I notice the gaze and look at the sword. The picture fades as BOB looks up angrily. Raven pulses, indicating an increase in strength.
"Huh. Well, BOB wasn't that strong. Not much added really. Oh don't worry, remember how in the Hunger games the dead tributes are portrayed in the sky? Well that happens with Raven."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah. Definitely. Let's just hope some teengager doesn't end up dead and her dad comes around. That's how this shit starts. So...appears a lot of shit happened when BOB was posessing me."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh yes. I beat the living shit out of Efink. Knife got away though. Plus, I got a hell of a lot more faces. Basically, we performed a rare and highly dangerous 5X SHOWDOWN COMBO."

 

[Saltarius]

"I was there. Sort of. Anyways, our three day marker is almost up. Xot's probably going to want us back anytime now. Might as well tie up any loose ends."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Indeed. Did we ever get that 4th and final gang?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Those hippies were the 4th gang. Then we got arrested and I shot that DA and then we saw that Empty Child who never resurfaced and never will and here we are."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh yeah...Wait didn't Iron man attack that part of the city? Meaning we set the bomb of in it, so technically, we did get that gang! Anyway, lets go set up a nuke."

 

[Saltarius]

"Too extreme. Sides' I was never good at making nukes. We could like...talk about our feelings or something. Here's how I feel: fuckin awesome for beating the shit out of the gangs here."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, that mall is actually an infinite space ship of sorts. Say, you look awfully familiar...Similar to the guy FLUTHLU killed ages ago. But no worries. Anyway, I feel great for having ruined this city."

 

[Saltarius]

"Huh. We do have like a million counterparts ourselves, so it's not surprising one of Eric turned up."

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't know, all he did was complain about us stealing his sword and delusionally talk about killing us with a robot. Then he got killed by a space god."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"He rambled on like a parrot stuck in a convention. As in, he hallucinated. A lot. Then he got killed by FLUTHLU, and I took his sword."

 

[Saltarius]

"Hell, never hurts to have another member of the Midnight Crew. That's us by the way, biggest and toughest gang on this hellhole. I'm Salt, also known as Spades. Team engineer as far as that takes you, and expert on leading a criminal empire."

I extend my hand in partnership to Quantum Eric.