Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"Well that was eight different kinds of retarded." ((Also what the shit is up with this new layout? Fuck me.))
"Good to see you Paddy![small] By the way Killer BOB is in Raven Razor and Zombie thinks it isn't a problem. We need to fucking help him before what's in the sword gets taken over by BOB[/small]. We were just introduced our new friend here. He apepars to be some quantum counterpart to Eric."
"I guess. Raven has mostly absorbed him, but let me try. [sub]Dear god how do I do this.[/sub] Err...BOB! LEAP FROM MY BLADE, AND FIGHT US!" Nothing happens. "Fuck-OH GOD." A strange man wearing a speedo leaps from my sword. He seems weakened and tired.
"You're all pussy ass bitches when it comes to willpower, that's why. Y'all motherfuckers never even paid attention to David Lynch did you?"
"Possession... Nah I'm good. I'm fine in my mind." I walk out into the street, and as a result, divert the traffic into the pavement, killing several civilians. I burst out laughing.
I walk back into the cafe. "Well, I guess I'll start just before we were sentenced to die. We were in the mall like usual, I was trapped in the control room. We were sentenced to die by the court of owls. We fought and defeated them, and found out the fabric of reality was breaking. Then something upset me...I think anyway...And I went through one of the cracks. I found the ultimate control room. I then did a reset on the entire universe, up to the point when we heard we would get a new captain. Then, we landed here. We became a gang, and took over most of the city. I got a fancy mansion, but then it was blown up. Then, Iron Man attacked, but we drug bombed him, and then we had the 5X showdown. Oh, and I collect faces. I think that's everything..." I stare at the cake display, and throw a chair at it.
I grab all the cakes, and throw them periodically in the faces of passerby's.
I grab all the cakes, and throw them periodically in the faces of passerby's.
"Eh...We killed an evil space god called FLUTHLU...But then again we are assholes...so maybe."
I crash an ocean liner through the ceiling, landing on Eric.
"Sup guys. What'd I miss?"
I notice the corpse underneath the boat.
"Oh hi. Im sig. And you are?"
I ask, whilst making smoothies.
"Sup guys. What'd I miss?"
I notice the corpse underneath the boat.
"Oh hi. Im sig. And you are?"
I ask, whilst making smoothies.
