Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I turn and slam my blender into Eric's face, liquifieng his brains.
"Im the goddamn caterer *****. And I always enter like that."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I grab the blender and crush it against the wall.
"Come on Sig, that isn't anyway to greet our new friend!" I pull out Raven and stab Sig.

 

[Saltarius]

"Clubs. How nice of you to join us."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X climbs up on the roof and begins to film eric while in cover.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn with a new blender.
"Yeah, guess you're right. sorry dude."
I shake his hand.
"I'm sigma, I make smoothies and blend shit."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Chill guys. Or will I have to stone cold represent on a ************?"

 

[Saltarius]

'Word."

I draw my katana and go back to back with Paddy.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"How very juvenile of you"
I get up, wiping bloody goop off my face.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I do the Macerena

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Man I don't wanna fight peeps." I smoke some DMT and watch Check it Out with Dr. Steve Brule.

 

[Saltarius]

Paddy: Watch Check it Out! With Dr. Steve Brule.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Woah shit! A new album of Jim Guthrie remixes just came out!" I trip fucking balls man and listen to it.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I bake cookies

 

[MinimanZombie]

I sit there, slamming pies into civilians faces. I then trip them into oncoming traffic. Jesus, this is fun.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hey man, what if cornflakes could talk?"

 

[Saltarius]

"HEY XOT. THIS WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO PICK US UP. Asshole..."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X walks back to Knife's safehouse with the footage of THE RETURN OF ERIC!!!

 

[Saltarius]

"Mansion burned down. Thanks to an asshole named Knife. Don't worry, he has to come back to the mall sometime. Sometime soon..."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X begins to pack up all of her gear in case she has to make a run for it, and lock's the safehouse up.

 

[Saltarius]

"You're like...almost my new best friend just for saying that. Instead, I'll cut you 8% of our drug dealing profits next time payday rolls around.