Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"Tough luck. Don't try stupid shit which annoys me next time. Psst, Paddy! I kind of sort of broke her legs, and trapped her under a desk in an abandoned building." I walk into the mall, and go into GAME. Mass Effect 4?! They went to far...
"I admit, zombie pirate is a shitty character turn, but they can't just lock you into being a gay Shepard, right?"
I pop the game into the Xbox.
"N-No. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TALI, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOUR FACE THAT THEY DIDN'T DO ALREADY!? OH, GOD, WHY. EVERYBODY MADE FUN OF MIRANDA'S FAT ASS AND NOW SHE'S A LITERAL FAT ASS. WHAT DID THEY DO ZOMBIE, WHAT DID THEY DO?"
"Oh, sup new guy. Just don't interact with me whatsoever ina negative way and you might make it to the end of your time as a pilot."
I pop the game into the Xbox.
"N-No. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TALI, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOUR FACE THAT THEY DIDN'T DO ALREADY!? OH, GOD, WHY. EVERYBODY MADE FUN OF MIRANDA'S FAT ASS AND NOW SHE'S A LITERAL FAT ASS. WHAT DID THEY DO ZOMBIE, WHAT DID THEY DO?"
"Oh, sup new guy. Just don't interact with me whatsoever ina negative way and you might make it to the end of your time as a pilot."
"But she's an asari, she's so goddamn blue. Lemme just import my save from ME3. Oh. Holy shit. It's actually really in depth. Now societally, because I chose Synthesis, there is arguments over who is more organic and who is more synthetic. It creates it's own broiled band of racism that transends I am turian I ahte krogan and vicer versa, but is truly a view point on the views expressed in games featuring augmentation such as Dues Ex. Truly Bioware- Wait, I have to pay ten bucks for the second chapter. Screw this game."
"Well at least Jack is alri-Why is she a he? Why is Jacob white? Why the fuck is Thane a ghost? WHY IS TALI A BIG BUFF MACHO MAN!?" I run off and sob. I then say to Xot, "Are we taking of soon?"
"Well, at least they kept the love interests free, right? Now then, I guess since Liara a little too sugoi for my tastes, I'll go for Ashley. Wait. No. I'm already locked in a relationship, but with who? Wait...no. No. NO! IT'S CORTEZ, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo[small]ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo[/small]"
"God damn it. Wait, now we aren't even in space. We're in a desert, with five African children? Alright so we adopted them, but now Cortez is cheating on us? With the cable guy? And we have to kill TV man? Now we're in court-Wait, this seems familiar."
I notice we've departed. Hell...Yes... I open the brief case, and set it down on a table. I open a holographic projection of the port. "Alright guys, lets make some fireworks."
I notice we've departed. Hell...Yes... I open the brief case, and set it down on a table. I open a holographic projection of the port. "Alright guys, lets make some fireworks."