Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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Saltarius

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"OH GOD. THEY CHANGED THE ENDINGS TO THAT GUY FROM THE BEST WORST ENDING VIDEO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO so anyways. Xot? You here? Sister? Anybody?"
 

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X respawns and walks into a door and walks out with bizarro ME crews... all female including renegade shepherd and ME4 crew and cheezeburgers
 

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"Guys? I've got the detonator?" I point to my open briefcase and to the holographic projection of the port. "Let's watch."
 

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[HEADING=1]Before The Mall undocks![/HEADING]
[sub]Because it took a bloody long time to write this on my iPod and I'm not retconning it.[/sub]

Efink meanwhile, is sitting in a empty bar on Gashog 2 musing over his failure to help the station.
I push the door open with a creak and walk inside, dragging an unconcious X with me. "Hey, Efink, the way to The Malls open, wanna come?" I ask him.
"What's the point? I've failed this station, the douchbag crew took care of that." He mumbles, taking a large swig of some sort of liquid.
"Well then come with me, get revenge!"
"Why, they'll just respawn anyway, as will I, face it, I'm done here."
He stumbles to his feet, and searches around in his jacket for something.
"Wait!" I cry out, tackling him to the ground, "Just atleast come see The Mall, ok?"
"Ugh, your bloody persistant kiddo, I'll give you that." He says, and we both head back to The Mall, me carrying X on my shoulders.
 

Saltarius

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"You know what they say, go out with a bang."


"Hey Sis.Think Xot's gonna flip his shit once the station blows up? I can imagine when he gets slammed with fuckin court orders. Those'll be good times. Oh yeah, we planted a nuke on Gashog 2."
 

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As we're already several miles from the port, leaving the others behind.
"We're about to go 4th of July on their asses." My finger presses the detonator.
"......Nothi-AAAAAHHHHHHHHH OH GOD IT BURNS, THE BRIGHT LIGHT BURNS!" I put on some sunglasses. "Better."
 

Knife-28

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The bright light is just an ultra powerful strobe light, as Efink disarmed the nuke before they left as one final 'fuck you' to the 'Midnight Crew'.
 

MinimanZombie

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"Well, explain the fact that there isn't a port left? And I saw a mushroom cloud? Plus, I hid it so well, I don't even know where it is?" I say to no one in particular.
 

Saltarius

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"My condolensces. Vriska's mine in case you wanted to know. We were planning a trip to Alternia so we wanted to get who gets who out of the way. We all unanmiously agreed I get Vriska."
 

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The lack of a station, the explosion and the mushroom cloud are all an elaborate hologram, and hiding the nuke in a large box marked 'NOT A NUKE' isn't exactly hiding it.
 

Saltarius

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"Well, I am the perfect amount of cruel asshole to compliment her personality. Zombie's completely batshit, so he'd best fit a sober Gamzee. You Paddy...fuck if I know."
 

Saltarius

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"What? It's true. I orchestrate mass murders and torture people. I manipulate people. Seeing any personality resmeblances to any CERTAIN trolls? Zombie is just crazy. He's like Mr. fuckin Zsasz. Sides', she isn't big enough for the two of wait what the fuck am I saying."