Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Mhm. Damn straight. Now since we're back in the mall, I might as well start on that portal device. Hey Sis! Got anything tha's good for infiltrating Homestuck?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Um Salt, I think Xot has a mission for us. Or something."

 

[Saltarius]

"Goddamit. Always when things are opportune. Alright, the fuck do we have to do now?"

I still work on the damn machine, because fuck it. IMMA HAVE MAH GODDAMN SERKET BY THE NEXT MOON. Or something like that.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn behind Eric.
"Happy Friday guys."

 

[Saltarius]

"Okay Eric, you get Eridan. Say Trilby, Patron troll and preferred character for when we visit Alternia?"

 

[Knife-28]

Me and Efink walk over to where everyone is. "So, what's up?" I ask.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Vriska would be my Patron troll. I prefer Terezi though."

 

[Saltarius]

"Good, things are working out beautifully. We're discussing who gets who when we finally cross over into Alternia. So far:

Salt+Vriska

Trilby+Terezi

Zombie+???

Paddy+???

Eric+Eridan

And you?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Oh, well I'm a gemini, 2o 2uck iit biitche2." Efink says, while I nod half in agreement, and half in confusion.

 

[Saltarius]

"[small]Both of them.[/small]" I add under my breath.

 

[Knife-28]

"So, your going to Alternia then?" Efink says, "Been there, done that."

 

[Saltarius]

"Last time we ended up in Hussie's office. This time I intend to correct it. Granted I don't know when the fuck we'll land, so I'm trying to work out the kinks before douche supreme gives us another job."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, while you do that I'll go find a way to put a repulsor in my Stark Sword or whatever the fuck I'm going to call it." I say.

 

[Saltarius]

"Long as you don't touch Vriska, you're free to go for whoever the hell you want. Consequences are your own."

 

[Saltarius]

"You can't 'fix' Mini. Sides' he'd be perfect for sober Gamzee."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look at Salt. "If you mean he goes insane, turns into a murderclown, kills us and steals our heads, yes he is."
I walk off to find some technological bullshit to make a repulsor.

 

[Saltarius]

"...You did see what we were doing on Gashog 2, right? Let's just say that I don't squirm much when forced to manipulate and torture. Kinda making me Vriska's match, in a way. Now then, as for you Efink. This is for fucking with the nuke."

I grab him and bring him down to the boiler room. I weld him to the boiler, making sure he can't cut through or otherwise get out.

"I allow whatever the hell is most suitable for me."

 

[Knife-28]

I sigh and kill Efink, who then proceeds to kill Salt in the most horrible, time extensive manner possible.
Tieing him down and forcing him to listen to dubstep remixes of Justin Beiber feat One Direction.
"And this is for destroying my dubstep gun." Efink says, even through Salt can't hear him. "Serisously, I've had that thing for centuries, and some fuckhead with a katana just cuts it up." He mutters.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Christ, this is terrible."

 

[Saltarius]

"YOU ARE BENEATH SCUM. YOU ARE BENEATH WHATEVER THE HELL IS BENEATH SCUM. YOU LEAK IDIOCY LIKE A BROKEN DOCUHEBAG FAUCET, Y'KNOW THAT? CAUSE I SWEAR, ONE DAY I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU AND EXACT MY GODDAMN REVENGE."

All this is drowned out by the tortorous beats.

I die and respawn once more next to Sister.

"These fucking people. Exploiting an illness like mine."