Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

X starts drinking from one of the green bottles again

 

[RaNDM G]

Xot: Too late. I've been that guy for a month and a half now.

What are you gonna do anyway? You're all the way down there. And I'm all the way up here.

 

[Saltarius]

"Come up there. Just you wait till' I figure out what the fuck my class is. C'mon Aradia, we're leaving."

We just leave.

Now we're back in the mall. Because.

"Since Xot's a huge ***** about it, me you and Dirk are going to have to set up the altar ourselves.

Best get started.

The box seems to agree.

"Dirk, I wanted to give you a special honor in this. I want you to be my best man. Xot was going to be but fuck him."

 

[RaNDM G]

woah man what the fuck im not my bro

 

[Saltarius]

"Dirk is this box. Right here. You, and your Bro, are not this box. Can you put two and two together?"

Are y0u subtly implying Davesprite is an idi0t

"...I had to imply that?"

 

[Knife-28]

I help prepare the wedding, doing manual stuff like setting out the tables, hanging decorations ect. And when that's all done, I sneak off to bake a bitching cake.

 

[RaNDM G]

why would you name a box

 

[Saltarius]

"Why would you name a puppet that you perform rap videos with? Anyways, I've got shit to do, dresses and tuxes to pick out, etc. You'd do well to stay out of the way."

 

[RaNDM G]

thats not even my fucking puppet dont you dare bring him into this

 

[Sigma Castell]

I begin rehearsing the kitten choir and my organ skillz.
"What tune do you guys want played?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Xot: No. Nobody is playing anything. Keep your lame wedding music out.

Sis: "... Can you play Free Bird?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Xot, you've got to have music for weddings. And yes, I can play everything. Its a quantum organ"

 

[RaNDM G]

Sis: "Sweet."

Xot: No. We are not having a wedding. Everyone get the fuck out.

You know you can't make them leave, right?

Xot: I don't care! I... AM THE LAW!

 

[Knife-28]

"Come on Xot, let the kids have their fun." Efink says, before going back to....whatever it is ministers do before a wedding.

 

[RaNDM G]

Xot: N-no, you're supposed to shout "law". You know, the reference doesn't really-

Xot. Shut up.

Sis: "Cut it out Xot."

your voice is giving me a serious migraine

[color=purple]aW mAn I hAvE nO iDeA wHaTs GoIn On[/color]

 

[Paddy the Second]

"The only plants we have are opium poppies and various forms of marijuana. I already decorated the mansion with them. Also every single aspect of this whole idea is more terrible than the last."

 

[Saltarius]

I agree with the drug addict techn0mancer

"Paddy, stop giving my wife to be ideas. Xot, this is the reason why I beat the shit out of you. Because you've got a pole up your ass a mile long. Sis maybe legitimately crazy, bu she's cool and supportive. Unlike you."

OOC: Starting the 8-hour drive back home. Expect no updates till 5-6 PM Eastern/Standard

 

[MinimanZombie]

I get out the car, tired.
"What a fucking terrible sleep. As in, I couldn't fall asleep. We're having weddings? I mean, you seem pretty chill right now Salt. And, hey Aradia."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X looks around realizing she's in the mall again "How the fuck?"
"Oh right... wedding"
She walks into a bar

 

[MinimanZombie]

"So...Jesus, this gets really fucking boring." I walk into a cafe, and grab a sandwich.