Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

I dodge the alchemiter and sit on top of it, smoking DMT.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Cool. Thanks." I walk out, and wheel the alchemiter back into the boiler room. Not before pushing Paddy off it. I then shut and lock the door again. The construction continues.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I blow the door lock off with the Stark Sword and wander into the room.
"Don't mind me. I'm just going to make wedding presents. We may be planning to wreck the wedding, but that's no excuse for not bringing a gift."
I alchemise a pile of SORDS.
"How incredibly shitty. MUAHAHA!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hey man, not cool." I don't move from the floor.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, get the fuck out of my room. Get your own." I push him out of my room, and mutter,
"Arrogant pile of shit." I get back to working.
[Goodnight.]

 

[Sigma Castell]

I begin playing the Organ at 5,000,000,000 decibels.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X walks out of the bar, closes the door behind her, and starts doing something behind sigma's organ.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I open the door, captchalogue my alchemiter and SORDS and walk off to find Sigma.
"That's a very nice song. I much prefer this one."
I move Sig away from the organ and play "And this one is much less contextually insensitive."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X stops working behind the organ and begins going in and out of nearby stores seamingly at random

 

[Saltarius]

"Hey Zombie? Your uh...wedding's going to happen soon. Probably ought to get out of the boiler room now. Whatever."

I walk over to Xot and Sis.

"You, I don't want to even see you breathe suspicously during the ceremonies. As for you Sis, I will literally do anything to prevent the two of us from coming at odds. Seriously. Make the bouquet always be caught by you, you torturing me for hours however, anything."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X heads back into the bar after an hour of going in and out of shops

 

[Saltarius]

S0 what, we like...stand 0n this and repeat s0me w0rds and we're d0ne

"To it's barest elements, yes."

D0 humans really find it necessary to make matespritship s0mething w0rthy of taking v0ws

"Yes."

I can't believe I resigned myself t0 this

"Look on the bright side, Vriska's going to be here. Then we can show the ***** the what-for, eh?"

If that Mini guy is g0ing to leave that damn b0iler r00m anytime soon

 

[RaNDM G]

Xot is still in the control room, and has been speaking over the mansion's intercom system this entire time.

Hence the italics.

Baka.

 

[Saltarius]

"It still stands. Ever heard of Nth metal Xot?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Yeah. And Hawkman is gay.

 

[Saltarius]

"*****, you best be taking that back before I go Hawkman on your ass."

"Sweet Lord, it's like I don't even have to try. You jackasses'll kill yourselves at this rate."

"When the fuck did you get here?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Guys, watch out for your asses.

 

[Saltarius]

"Xot, you were already an asshole. Now you are proving yourself a homophobic. That and you just let Alcor in the mall like there's a fucking revolving door."

"Oh, don't mind me. Just here for the weddings. And the Prince of course."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X walks out of the bar again and closes the door behind her. "What the hell?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Well, to be fair Salt, the mall's entrance is a revolving door." I say, pointing to said revolving door.