Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

Sis: "Did I happen to mention I love weddings?"

Xot: ... No.

Sis: "It's true. It's probably my only redeemable trait."

Xot: ... Huh.

Sis: "What?"

Xot: Nothing. It's just that I have a hard time believing you would support the institution, despite its historic degradation of women as property.

Sis: "Xot."

Xot: I'm just saying a strong, independent woman such as Aradiabot shouldn't bother to get tied down to a man, especially a crazed lunatic who thinks he's Jack Noir.

Sis: "Xot."

Xot: It's really quite upsetting. I would certainly hate to see someone's civil rights violated under the pretense of serving their hus-

Sis: "Okay Xot, we get it. I'll help you with your stupid plan."

Xot: Oh, you don't have to do anything. I'm totally calling the cops if this shit goes down, so... Yeah.

Sis: "Wait, space cops?"

Xot: Yes. Space cops.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X walks back out of the bar "Wait did I hear space cops..."

 

[RaNDM G]

Sis: "Space cops."

Xot: Space cops.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X starts tapping her foot "Space... bandits" She walks back into the bar

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fucking space cops. Anyway, I'm annoyed that he just tried to kill me, and now he's getting married to a robot. I mean, things can't just go back to normal. That would be boring."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I agree with Aradia's agreeal of me. Also books. Yes?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shuffle over to Tox.
"Did I hear 'evil plan'?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah...I'm totally going to fucking sabotage this marriage. Fun shall be had!" I walk off into my old boiler room, to prepare my plan.

 

[RaNDM G]

Xot: Oh yeah, things are going to get real good tonight.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"They are? FUCK YES! RUINING A CELEBRATION OF LOVE AND COMMITMENT!"
I start somersaulting around Sis and Tox.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This is why we can't have nice things!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

From behind the thick metal door I reside, and sounds of construction and swearing can be heard. On the door is a do not disturb sign, and it's locked anyway, I say into my receiver,
"Does anyone have a set of blueprints for Salts inventions? Just wondering."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X opens the bar door, throws a letter out, and closes the door again

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You think he had blueprints? Jeeze Zombie we've known each other for. Shit. How long have we been here?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, everything has a blueprint. I found one guy that had a blueprint of the fucking Tardis. The Delorean too. It's because of the national law of go fuck yourself."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: read the newest article here, it's trippy

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yes. But these are things that Salt has cobbled together from our defeated enemies and willpower in thirty minutes."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Ah yes, but a blueprint would have been made. They just kind of show up. Go on, go and buy a toy construction kit. No instructions? POOF, where did that come from? Why it's a blueprint ************."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Wait when did we get back in the mall? I'm confused and also high."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I somersault over to Paddy and Zombie. "Who needs blueprints? Just alchemise shit."
I drop the alchemiter I took a while back on Paddy.