Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

Dammit Salt now isnt the time. S0llux, I'm s0rry but it can't happen

"I swear, I have no idea what the hell is going on."

 

[Knife-28]

Efink sighs, and checks something on his right wrist. "Welp, 5 seconds after the wedding and a fight's already breaking out, good work guys, you nearly beat my record." He says, before taking a seat next to Alcor. "So, what's your deal?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"No...Aradia...plea2e...I'm 2o 2orry..." Sollux drops his bag, containing what would have been Aradia's favorite flowers.
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Vriska forces Salt to tighten his grip, and then push Aradia towards the stairs, nearly making her fall down them.

 

[Saltarius]

"I doubt you were around, yet these fools killed a being known as T.O.M while traveling in the sub-basements. We are of the same race. I am here to exact my revenge."

 

[Saltarius]

This shit keeps happening

"Sol. Listen. It's not me. Godammit man, I'm not doing this. Why the fuck are you reaching for the hon-No. Sol, you do not under any circumstances, eat the mind honey."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I'm not getting that. I'm getting...thi2." Sollux pulls the flowers out the bag, and hands them to Aradia.
"Here. Your favorite. 2orry for wa2ting your time." Sollux stands there, dejected. This isn't going to plan. Why hasn't she accepted him?

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude. I feel your pain. Life sucks sometimes, y'know?"

One of my arms punches Sollux, breaking one of his lenses.

"Listen. It isn't me."

 

[Knife-28]

"So are you the last of your race? Was this T.O.M fella' your relative, your husband, what's your motivation?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

Vriska stops the punch before it connects. Wrong person. She redirects the punch to Aradia.
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This is going to fucking hurt.
"Aradia! NO!" Sollux dives in front of her, and is met with a fist-ow. Fuck. Why do my plans never work?

 

[Saltarius]

"No no, T.O.M was an insufferable douchebag. I wanted to kill him. Now I am the last of my kind, which was my goal, and yet I could not feel the satisfaction of it due to...them."

 

[Saltarius]

"What the...hell is going on? Dammit Sol, get Aradia out of here! I have to...sort this shit out!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I cough-I mean Sollux. Sollux Coughs. Fuck, this is kind of working. Not really though. Fuck, shit.
"R-right. Let2 go Aradia!" Sollux leads Aradia away, to a gateway, leading to the Troll hub.
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Vriska makes Salt punch himself multiple times in the nuts. This is fun, she thinks to herself.

 

[Saltarius]

"ZOMBIE! I KNOW YOUR BEHIND THIS! QUIT HIDING BEHIND YOUR WIFE AND GET OUT HERE!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

Oh fuck. I-Wait, no, Sollux pushes Aradia into the gateway, and closes it.
"Okay Vriska, time for the finale."
"Got it honey."
I touch the switch on the glasses. Vriska makes Salt stand completely still and immobile.
"This is gonna..." The switch is flipped. An optic blast is released from my eyes/glasses, and it blasts Salt. I'm sent flying backwards. "HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTT."

 

[Knife-28]

"Ok fair enough, let me know how that works out for ya." Efink says, casting a gaze over to the battle between Zombie and Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"You ************. I thought I could fucking change you! Fuck me for being such a fucking fool! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuuuccckkkkk!"

The blasts knocks me into the wall past the altar. My life slowly drips away as I gaze at the blurry form of Zombie.

[small]"Fuck..."[/small]

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude...nice quote, but how does it relate to me? Actually, I understand. Revenge is sweet. Anyway, good job Vriska."

 

[Saltarius]

[small]"All I wanted was the good ol' days...like we...like we used to. I see what we could be and it's so...fucking...beautiful."[/small]

So WhAt DiD i MiSs MoThErFuCkErS?

 

[Sigma Castell]

Jetpacks pop out of secret compartments on my organ, and it starts to fly. My band appear outof fucking nowhere.
I stretch my fingers, crack my neck and begin to play.

 

[Saltarius]

[small]"Dude...not the time..."[/small]

"Ah, just the man I was looking for, if you'll be coming with me now then, Mr. Castell."

I begin to fall asleep, on account of my injuries. All seems lost. The day is won for Zombie and Vriska. Until, from the shadows bursts a metallic robot, vaguely resembling me. It boosts at Zombie and begins to furiously beat him.

"DREAMBOT *****!"