Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Still, may be you could screen the mall's visitors, especially if it's FUCKING ALCOR!?"

"So, should I just sit anywhere or...?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Xot: Uh, buddy... I am... You know.

Sis: "He's as far from homophobic as he could possibly be."

Xot: ... Yeah... No excuse for that Alcor guy though. I don't even know who he is.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Why don't we just kill Alcore if he's such trouble?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Doesn't cure his doucheitis however. Listen. And listen as well as your fucking fuckery fuck fuck ears can listen. Actually shit I don't know what to say."

Stay 0ut of the way?

"That. Thank you Aradia."

"Allow me to be direct, Mr. Xot. I will be taking your session's Hero of Time forcefully and using him for my nefarious purposes. You cannot kill me and you have no way of destroying me. Just thought I'd let you know."

Alcor melts into the bench, appearing behind Xot.

"Got it?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Or you could just fuck off and not come back."

 

[RaNDM G]

Xot: "You know we have at least three heroes of Time, right? They're totally disposable."

Wow. That's totally not a douche thing to say.

Xot: "Duly noted. No fucks were given."

 

[Saltarius]

"Damn. Allow me to be more specific. I require the Prince of Time. Given my own class, it is my purpose to destroy space, matter, the like. Now then, if you don't mind, I'm off."

"I'm not sure who I hate more. Xot for being a sabotaging asshole, or Alcor for being...himself."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X starts tapping her foot and gets lost in thought...

 

[Saltarius]

"I had to dismantle our badass van for your casket dude. Then you have to come back. Anyways, it's not like these weddings are going to cause any trouble. Given that security should be on top of that. It's like if you can't be happy, then no one else can. Christ."

Sh0uldnt we be w0rrying ab0ut the creepy man with the white hair and evil plans

"We should, but no one else seems to be."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I walk out the boiler room.
"Alright, I'm here-Hey, Alcor! Long time no see? How's the wife eh? I'm fucking with you, I know you don't have one. So, considering how everyone hates you, do we need to fight you? Or can me and Vriska get married first?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I summon my quantum bar and make everyone drinks.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I cut off Zombie's head, catching it in my hand and speaking to it, Hamlet style. "If anyone in this mall is going to marrying Vriska it's going to be me. Of course it would be completely in character of her to not turn up at all."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I deflect the blade.
"Fuck you. Why are you bringing up objections now? Fucking idiot. Anyway, you have nay a chance with her." I go and sit down near the altar.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I make Paddy an Absinthe mnhatten on the rocks.

 

[Saltarius]

Theyre really fighting 0ver Vriska

"What does it look like? Anyways, the ceremony is going to begin any minute, so if Vriska could actually show up."

"I can wait. Please, perform your pathetic matrimonial rituals."

OOC: Anyone know how to link to a specific part of a youtube video?

 

[Knife-28]

OOC: Not that I know of Salt, maybe just chuck the video in a spoiler saying 'Skip to 4:13 in this video'

Efink stands at the head of the aisle, his typical outfit replaced with more... appropriate attire for the occasion.
'Ah, this takes me back.' He thinks, casting his gaze around the hall commandeered for the weddings.

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah, Efink, you might want to stock up on weapons. Shapeshifter Von Douchenheim's going after us as soon as the weddings end."

 

[Knife-28]

Efink laughs and replys to Salt, "Please, do you think I'd go anywhere without packing heat? I got more weapons on me than Lady Gaga has weird-ass outfits."

 

[Saltarius]

"Rigghhttt. So anyways, if Vriska's not going to show up, I see no reason in waiting. We ought to just- oh. Nevermind. The spiderbitch is here."

I proceed to tune out anything she says as 'Bluh Bluh.'

I lean in close to Efink and whisper, "Think he got enough fabric to cover all that?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Ohh, edgy, doing fat Vriska jokes." Efink whispers back, "And no, he didn't."
He straightens, and waits for the ceremony to begin.