I grab my last stick of dynamite, cover it in glue and throw it at Alcor.
"WHY ARE YOU SO BLOODY HARD TO KILL!"
"WHY ARE YOU SO BLOODY HARD TO KILL!"
Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"Time players can't manipulate aging anyway dude, the fuck is wrong with you? Italian Spiderman! Kill!" Italian Spiderman tears apart one of the Alcors.
((How the fuck is magic conventional?))
((How the fuck is magic conventional?))
"Er...Right." I leap forwards at Alcor 2 and stab at his throat. "Also, guess what dumbass. I played a big part in his killing. Destroyed his lovely rock garden."
OOC:...Fuck if I know.
"Cute."
Alcor 1 grabs Italian Spiderman and tears him to shreds. He proceeds to consume Italian Spiderman's corpse in a macabre and grotesque display.
"Didn't need the other me anyways. And it looks like I'll have to resort to Plan B."
Alcor stands stock still. His chest opens up to reveal a purple heart.
"Do it. Kill me.""
"Cute."
Alcor 1 grabs Italian Spiderman and tears him to shreds. He proceeds to consume Italian Spiderman's corpse in a macabre and grotesque display.
"Didn't need the other me anyways. And it looks like I'll have to resort to Plan B."
Alcor stands stock still. His chest opens up to reveal a purple heart.
"Do it. Kill me.""
"Oh fuckfuckfuckfuck no, it's a trap! But then again..what can go wrong?!" I stab his big fat purple heart.
"You think I'm that stupid?" I release a swarm of tokoyami. They eat their way into Alcor's body. He begins to disapear. "No cure Alcor. Have fun in the darkness." I light some DMT.
I feel a weight in my jacket. I pull out a pocket watch. It seems to be made out of some sort of iron.
[i/]Sigma...[/i]
I gently open it. The clock face inside is blank. A strange roaring sound fills my ears. It sounds like a river, or an ocean...
I dont even have time to yell before I vanish in a blaze of white light.
[i/]Sigma...[/i]
I gently open it. The clock face inside is blank. A strange roaring sound fills my ears. It sounds like a river, or an ocean...
I dont even have time to yell before I vanish in a blaze of white light.
"I get the feeling everything is fucked up. This is your fault-What? No it's not. If anything, the idea was yours-No, fuck you! Wait, where's Sigma?"
"Yeah well...it will work out. I mean, I had to. Years of gaming told me what to do. Attack the glaring weak point."
"Zombie you fucking asshole! Also the universe is going to kill your wife." I OD on heroin and wake up on Derse. "Alcor! Come and face me!"
My mall body opens one eye, it's bright green, my hair is pure white. "Vriska left the alpha timeline for this, the universe doesn't like that. She's going to die."
"Well. Paddy's spouting nonsense, Sigma has disappeared, X has buggered off, Salt hasn't respawned, and you've-Wait fuck no, I've gone mad."
I unfurl the Chinese exorcism sword and spin an apparently empty jar around in my free hand. There's a brown handrolled cigarette in my mouth, my white fringe covers one eye, the other glows bright green. "So what's the plan Alcor? Why do you even want to live forever?"
I tap my foot impatiently. I need to find a way to become my God tier self. Fast. Seriously, this is boring as shit. I realize I'm mostly alone in the mall. Apart from Vriska, who's absorbed in a film with Nick Cage.
"This is stupid."
"This is stupid."
"You've got to die on your quest bed." My mall self explains to Zombie. He walks into a mattress store. "Of course it helps if you know your aspect first."