Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

Mall: "So you doubt me because of a few mind enhancing substances, but infinite malls? Yes please sir! Fluthlu? Oh how ripping! An Escher of texts, balancing dangerously on the knife's edge, ready to tear apart at any moment? Let me just propose to someone who the multiverse will not allow to continue existing here! And resetting the universe to avoid it's destruction? Yeah this all sounds legit to me!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I cut the chair in half before it hits me.
"Wait, what? I have no idea what you're on about." I look over the top of my red and blue glasses.
"You need to chill the fuck out. Plus you guys never got married officially."
"And Paddy, Yes. Yes I do doubt you. Because I've seen all the stuff you mentioned. Your shit? Never heard or seen it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

Derse: "I never claimed my dreamself was immortal, he's aged after all. Or should that have been I've? And the cold existanceless void was fun, you should visit sometime."

 

[Saltarius]

"I am going to literally tear you limb from limb you little shit."

I pounce Zomb and begin to punch his face in.

"You are a psychotic shit who can never let go of a grudge. What the hell did I do that I haven't made up for that prompted this?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, you tried to kill me. During a party. Not cool." I grab his fists and push him off.
"I didn't know you actually like Aradia. Plus, she's a freaking robot. If you want, I'll tell her the truth."

 

[Paddy the Second]

((I'm gon' get some dinner, back in like 30 mins.))

 

[Saltarius]

"Do you think I kid around with things like marriage? Do you think I'd kid around with someone as great as Aradia? Do you think I feel like a douche for attacking you, and getting that Alcor asshole into our lives?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fine dude, I'm sorry. But in case you didn't notice I haven't been thinking straight lately. Now, I've got to go and sort out your marriage." I walk off towards the portal, to speak with Aradia.
"Vriska, I need some help. You know when you got revenge on Aradia? Can you do that again?"
"Hmmmmmmm? Ah, right. W8 a second........Okay, let me just...done."
"Thanks honey."

 

[Saltarius]

"Christ. So uh...Paddy, how's it like on Derse? Alcor there? What's his God Tier thing look like. Shit that reminds me, we need to do that if we actually want to combat him."

 

[RaNDM G]

Xot: Who says we need to fight him?

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh sure, we can convince the insane godlike alien that doing what his class was intended for is wrong. Brava Xot, where would we be without you?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

Mall: "Alcor's God Tier state is Rancorous. My dreamself appears to be irritating him. Man this is great, I'm operating on two levels of consciousness, I should do this more often."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, this is going surprisingly well." It would seem that I've made all the trolls happy. Everyone's alive, and friendly with each other, and Aradia has agreed to marry Salt. Yeah, I actually managed to help-Oh fuck Bec Noir. I lead Aradia back through the portal. Okay, so maybe I can save the others. Let's see, Gamzee, Aradia, and Vriska are here, so it shouldn't be-portals collapsed. Shit. I bet they're fine.
"Salt, got you a suprise." I lead Aradia to him.

 

[Paddy the Second]

Mall: "Remember the rules, anyone from Homestuck left out here will be wiped from existence if they stay too long."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Wait, when were these established? I never got the memo. Wait...you're just jealous because me and Vriska got married, aren't you? I knew it!"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: Sorry I was gone, I hadn't expected you guys to play so quick

X runs out of the bar and flips a switch on a detonator in her hand "IIIIM BAAAACK!"

EDIT OOC: jesus christ you jumped pages while I was typing... Is the boss fight still happening? Is alcor still here? I missed alot...

 

[Paddy the Second]

Mall: "This was established in act 3 of Homestuck when the beta kids go against the timeline, John dies, which means there's no one to bring Jade in and she dies. Dave goes back to become Davesprite and Rose gets WIPED FROM EXISTENCE! And also when Vriska takes on Jack Noir, yes she'd win, but it's not how thing's are supposed to go, so that timeline gets WIPED FROM EXISTENCE>!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I guess. However, I think the session has ended or something. It might not have, or maybe it hasn't even started. I don't know, I think we'll be fine."

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh please, it pains me to see you all like this, unhappy in your final hours. Allow me."

Alcor does magic Prince of Space shit. Aradia and Vriska are now grounded into the Mall's timeline, unable to disappear.

I guess I sh0uld be thankful

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"What the fuck is going on?"