Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

I rush over to Paddy. "Well at least you aren't electrified this time." I mutter.
I turn to Doctor Com. "How the fuck did you get down here?! Never mind. Basically, we made a hole in the floor of the mall, but then it closed. We realized the mall was essentially alive. We've fought a bunch of strange shit like a dragon, Bizzaro versions of ourselves, we met Christopher Walken and now we fought T.O.M. Oh right and we think the tentacle monster that stole Sam G might be down here somewhere. It created all of this though, we think. Oh, and down here is where our corpses go."

 

[Saltarius]

I pull my improvised shock-paddle treatment once more on Paddy. Once Pads is conscious once more, I bottle some of the sludgy remains of T.O.M. Learn your enemy, I figured. As I looked around, there was a large lack of anything useful. I doubt all of the eldritch monsters had rock gardens, yet perhaps they had something they kept themselves in, and that was what could be used to destroy them. "From here guys, the only way to go...is up."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No more today. No more for a while. Do you think we can do that?" I take off the glove again, the crystallization has moved down my fingers. "They always said there was a price." I slump against the van.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I look at Paddy's fingers. "Let me guess, your magic means you get crystalized? Or something like that?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Uh guys? Paddy's rambling about when he went to Hogwarts or something."

 

[Grim327]

I find myself alone in the mall. I figured that my saw was done charging to make at least one portal. I then rip open a portal to the rest of the team and jump through. "Hey guys, what in the hell happened to you, and where the hell are we?"

 

[Saltarius]

"The bottmost sub-basement. We fought through some crazy shit, dragons statues, Bizarro versions of us, and some guy who turned out to be working with or for whatever the hell ate Sam G. Oh and Paddy is turning to crystal. Never dealt with magic."

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: Can you look at what I told Doctor Com on the previous page and pretend I explained?]
"...And that's why we're here."

 

[Grim327]

"Well damn, I keep missing everything. Don't run off without me again."

OOC: Hey guys, is it possible to slow down a bit. It is getting to be a burden to read 2-4 pages worth of writing.

 

[Saltarius]

"So, this little trek has gotten us nowhere but an Anti-Van, an mind control jewel, this battlesuit's minigun, and this vial of T.O.M's remains. And no we have no way of getting back up easy since you used up your portal and Paddy is becoming a crystal."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hold on. I've got a plan." I run up the stairs and return with Mr Walken. "He agreed to help us get back up."

 

[Saltarius]

"Has he got ayn advice about Paddy? Or T.O.M?" I walk back up the stais, nodding solemnly at Mr. Walken as I enter his all-white floor. He once more invites the G-Team and friends for a chat.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"So Mr Walken, you'll agree to help us as much as you can?"
"Of course... I just need to...understand one thing."
"Alright. Ask away."
"How do you...Expect to fight it?"
"What?"
"How do you possible expect to fight it." He points to me. "You've seen it for yourself!"
"I guess we'll know when the time comes."
He sighs and works on healing Paddy.

 

[Grim327]

I walk into the all-white and see the new man, "Who the hell is this?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Hey guys. Can I get a status report?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"This is Christopher Walken. He helped us earlier."
[OOC: How'd you mean G?]

 

[Saltarius]

"We just met Christopher Walken after reaching the bottomost sub-basement of the mall. He's helping us to fight whatever ate Sam G."

 

[Grim327]

"I see. Well, as long as he doesn't try anything he is ok with me."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I hear G-Mans voice in my head and find myself saying "Basically, we made a hole in the floor of the mall, but then it closed. We realized the mall was essentially alive. We've fought a bunch of strange shit like a dragon, Bizzaro versions of ourselves, we met Christopher Walken and just then we fought T.O.M. Oh and we didn't find the thing that stike Sam. We do think that it created all of this though. Oh, and down here is where our corpses go."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Uh... I don't remember letting Christopher Walken in."

The man scratches his chin, thinking of how to handle this strange intruder with a speech impediment.

"Ah well, he's fine. I'm still setting up some basic defenses. Give me a few hours and I'll send you down."