Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Please G-Man, even you cannot control the Walken."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Also what do you mean, send us down?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"To... fight that thing?"

The man says, confused.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"But we've reached the bottom! Even if it's in one of these sub-basements, it would take us ages to fight everything and find it. It might not even be down here!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Plus, we killed his buddy and now Paddy is going to become a goddamn crystal. What the hell are we even fighting? I mean, I have a vial with a bit of T.O.M in it, but we don't know shit about these things."

 

[RaNDM G]

"But we've reached the bottom! Even if it's in one of these sub-basements, it would take us ages to fight everything and find it. It might not even be down here!"

"You realize that thing is outside the Mall, right? It's just a matter of letting it in and trapping it in one of the sub-basements. I can track it from here. You won't get lost."

"Plus, we killed his buddy and now Paddy is going to become a goddamn crystal. What the hell are we even fighting? I mean, I have a vial with a bit of T.O.M in it, but we don't know shit about these things."

"I banged my head, remember? I don't know what we're fighting. Just find some oversized weed whacker or something. Look, I gotta finish this up. I'll let you know when it's time to start."

The man cuts off the feed.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I sigh. I then realize we're back up where we started. Luckily the Anti-Van and the other things we got are still with us. "Hope we weren't in need of anything else from Walken."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hey G-Man! You think you could maybe drop us some better weapons! Or at least unlock the ones we have!" Walken has reversed the crystal process "Be more ... careful ... next time." "Don't worry Mr. Walken, I will."

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright, we need to prepare for this. Grab the canister of liquid nitrogen, I want to test something." Once the canister is brought out, I crack it open slightly and use it on the vial of T.O.M's remains, smirking when they freeze. "I'm ready when you guys are."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I wipe the blood off my face and unsheath Pimpbastard. "Do it."

 

[Saltarius]

"Wait...wait, we need appropraite music for this."


"Much better. Now then, to battle."

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: Wait, what are we going to fight?]

 

[Saltarius]

OOC: Presumably what ate Sam. It's apparently vulnerable to liquid nitrogen so I wouldn't worry. Besides, we have Christopher Walken on our side.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I think we should wait for Tox Knife and Grim to wake up, we want as much power as we can get to take this thing on."

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: Didn't we just leave the sub-basements? And therefore Walken?]
"Agreed. I mean, we're pretty bad ass, but a little more firepower wouldn't hurt."

 

[Saltarius]

"Appears we lost the only ally WHO DOES SOMETHING AROUND HERE". I shout, calling out the G-Man. "Still, we can take this. I don't know if Tox or Knife are going to wake up before it comes, so we need to be ready."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Are we waiting here for it or going looking?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Alright. I rather not wait anyway." I carefully clean the sludge of my blades. "We're ready, Tentacles! Are you!" I shout out loud, hopefully for the beast to hear.

 

[Saltarius]

"Come on out you sunuva *****! Can't take anyone other than a woman with a big gun and a short temper?" I ready the liquid nitrogen canister and activate the electricity on my suit, and finally swap the hand for the Blade of Saltarius.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I draw a series of symbols on the ground and pull out some more paper. "Stay behind these." I leap up to the catapult and set Pimpbastard next to me.

I straighten my suit and readjust my gas mask to increase my level of badassery.