Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Grim327]

"OK, so we are about to fight that monster? Great, it's about time I fight something again. Oh, wait a minute. Be right back." I go to the costume store, grab a black-hooded cloak and some red contacts, and then to a farming store and grab a scythe. I head back to the group with my new get-up "I figured I could scare him some with this costume."

 

[Saltarius]

"If I may." I start to pour bottles of water from the Van (hey the Bizarro G-Team needs to stay hydrated too) in a circle behind the symbols Paddy has laid, and electrify them. "I always loved insurance."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"You know, my machetes are getting a bit blunt." I run and get two katanas to replace my machetes, and dip them in the poison used on my axes. "Sweet. Meet, The Zombification V2" I also grab a brand new quiver of arrows to add to the what's left of the original few. I get some new trainers, a new hoody, t-shirt, jeans and pair of sunglasses, just in case I need to make a pun.

 

[Knife-28]

I groan, and sit up slowly as I awake. "Uuugh, what happened." I say to noone in particular as I rub my temples.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Good you're up. We're getting ready to fight Tentacles."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Don't even ask. Just arm yourself."

 

[Knife-28]

"Wait, what?" I say in surprise, "Tentacles? Where are we?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm not quite sure, somewhere below the mall."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Actually I think we're back where we were before we made the hole. Anyway, suit up. We're gonna have an amazing fight."

 

[Grim327]

"Hey Paddy, is there any way you can make my scythe here more deadlier with a little bit of your magic?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Actually, if you can make my whole suit just a smite deathier and killier and stabbier, I'm all for whatever the hell you're going to do."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I think there's some stuff in my bag, it's in the van, just do as it says."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Wait, I can help." I grab the scythe and dip it into the poison I used for my weapons. I still go into the van and try to enchant my weapons a bit.

 

[Knife-28]

I stumble out the back of the van, still alittle dazed, but ready to fight.

 

[Grim327]

"Thanks Zombie. You know what, I think the poison is good enough, I don't want to hurt or possibly kill myself before we fight."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Just don't cut yourself. I'm pretty sure it's fatal to us. Humans that is."

 

[Saltarius]

"You might want these before you start fighting with that poisoned scythe." I toss Grim a gas mask and pair of gloves to protect himself from himself. I hop into the van and decide to go on the defensive, enchanting my suit to make it more durable so the Star Spawn from R'lyeh/Hell/Heaven/The Mall doesn't just tear it off like wrapping paper.

I stumble out, feeling like a morning sickness afflicted pregnant woman, but I'll manage.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I hear a thud and a shriek in the distance. "Hey guys, if any of you want to do anything more, now is the time!"

 

[Grim327]

I put on the gloves and gasmask, but I cut out the eyeglass on the gas mask so as my red contacts can be seen through them. "Now I look like a complete badass."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I light my catapult ammo in preparation. ((Over 1000 posts you guys!))

((Also I gotta go, good luck with this guys, imagine I'm using magic and firing things at it.))