Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

I charge at her, the blade drawn as if I'm about to slash her, but I pull away at the last second, drop the plate and slash it with the blade to cause a spark, inciting an explosion.

The oil slick on the ground catches fire, engulfing Salt in flames.

FLUTHLU

pulls Sam away from the fire and places her safely on top of the mech. Salt's iron armor does little to protect against the heat, instead cooking him inside like an oven. DAMAGE: -4 + BURN

"A ha ha ha! What kind of fool are you?"

After getting over the fact I'm holding a head, I decide it's only Eric, and shove three grenades inside his gob, and chuck it at Sam.

As Sam gloats, she fails to notice Eric's head tossed up near her feet.

"A ha ha ha! A ha ha ha ha! A ha! A ha. A... A ha. Ah... F-"

The explosives detonate. DAMAGE: -7

Grim auto-defends. DEFENSE: +2

Sam pulls off the mech's rail-gun.

"Have a taste of this."

She blasts away at the fighters, knocking each of them down. DAMAGE: -7

CORE TEAM: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII

SAM G: IIIIIIII

 

[Connor Lonske]

Yeah, turns out the room with the computer was where Tox was all along. It was a simulation.

Anyways, Waffles and Tox are not in the room leading the church, but the control room for the simulation. Which means the person outside killing all the zombies is a construct of the simulation. I wonder who?

There are two exits. One in the room you are in now that leads to the mall(which is mostly suffering from a lack of gravity currently), and the one already mentioned that leads to wherever this boss fight is taking place is taking place which is by the farm in the cabin next to the pool of shit(however you can't join the boss fight by entering this door unless the GM says otherwise).

I suggest you see if you can do more stuff on the computer before you go outside, to give m-I mean the game construct more time.

 

[Saltarius]

"fuckfuckfuckfuckitburnsitburnsitburns"

I scramble about as I try and put out the flames. Seeing Sam being hit with the explosives and promptly distracted, I use my boosters to fly up and grab her again, hoping the damage from the grenades will be enough to disorient her. Once in my arms, I piledrive that possessed *****.

"MIKEEEEEE HAGGGAAAARRRRRRRR!!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I hop onto the computer and have a look around. It would seem that you're able to access most of the malls functions, but you need to have a clearance. I set about to see what I can do and end up sort of kind of RickRolling everyone in the mall. That includes the sub basements. "Uh...Whoops?" I try to stop it, but then end up filling the mall (And sub-basements) with sand. "Why am I so shit at this?! Why is this even a function! GAH!" I slam my head on the desk, which starts up a fire, in all the same places as the sand. "...[sub]Fuck you[/sub]"

 

[Grim327]

I make a mental note to learn magic after I get back up to ground level, seeing as how I will do little to her with just a poisoned scythe. I decide to defend against her next attack.

 

[RaNDM G]

"MIKEEEEEE HAGGGAAAARRRRRRRR!!"

"WHAT?!"

Salt pile drives the *****, pulling against

FLUTHLU'S

tendons and causing both Sam and the monster extreme pain. Salt and Sam hold on to each other for dear life as the monster slams them against the walls and ceiling. DAMAGE BOTH: -5 BURN BOTH: -1

Grim defends, but is not attacked.

"Grim? You can probably finish her now if you wanted to... You can step in anytime... No? Alright then."

FLUTHLU

finally whips Salt off of Sam. He crashes into the ground, ruining his armor for good this time.

Sam drops down on her knees, prepping her next attack.

CORE TEAM: IIIIIIIIII

SAM G: III

 

[Grim327]

[OOC:What can I do against a badass ***** like that with just a poisoned scythe and a portal saw? Besides Salt was too close to use either effectively? Right now though I see an opening.]

As Salt kept Sam G and the monster busy, I rushed over to the exposed tendons and started hacking at them, hoping it would cut the monster's connection to Sam G.

 

[Saltarius]

"Haven't you heard FLUTHLU? That is not dead which can eternal lie..."

I regain my balance, remove my suit, and climb up onto REX.

"And with strange aeons..."

I pull out the Blade of Saltarius and make my way to Sam.

"EVEN DEATH MAY DIE!"

I swing the sword with all my might, slicing Sam with it.

 

[RaNDM G]

As Salt kept Sam G and the monster busy, I rushed over to the exposed tendons and started hacking at them, hoping it would cut the monster's connection to Sam G.

FLUTHLU'S

tendrils are severed, freeing Sam G from the eldritch abomination's control. You win!


The party reaches level 2.

I swing the gun like a club repeatedly, beating Sam with it.

Did you hear that Salt? You won. It's over now.

...

Salt?

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh...shit. Sam? Saaaaammm? Shit, hide the body before Xot sees."

"Totally didn't mean to uh...almost beat to death there. Didn't see uh, Grim cut the tendons and..fuck it you can't hear me. Let's just get to the core and get this over with. But first, I'm taking this rail gun with me. I'm reverse engineering this so I can make one for my next suit.

 

[RaNDM G]

Fem!Sam G staggers and falls to her knees. A cold, numb feeling crosses her body. Raven Razor slips from her hand.

"N-no..."

Her vision slowly fades. Her voice shakes. It takes every last bit of life she has just to breath.

"Th-This can't be i-"

Sam G looks up at Salt, black tears streaming from her eyes. She collapses in the pool of oil.

Sam G is dead. Nice going numbnuts.

 

[Grim327]

"Damn it Salt. Now she is going to kill us when she wakes up. . . Later!" I then run away to get out of the range of Sam G's rage. I then stop running before looking around, "Uh, how do we get outta here?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Double fuck. I say we repair Rex and get inside to protect us from her. I'll get working on it, you guys try and find a way to the core room."

 

[Grim327]

"Salt, do you even know where to begin fixing that thing? I'm not sure where to start looking for an exit. Maybe my portal saw could work." I then speak to Xot, "Hey Xot, would my portal saw be able to make a portal back to the mall?"

 

[Knife-28]

I stuff the remaining grenades into my pockets, maybe we could construct some sort of grenade machinegun or something.

 

[Saltarius]

"OKAY, OKAY. HEAR ME OUT ON THIS. WHAT IF WE MODIFY THE RAIL GUN TO SHOOT GRENADES."

I start climbing all about REX, repairing it using the salvageable pieces of my suit. "If you'd kindly either find an exit or help me build, that'd be nice."

 

[Connor Lonske]

Spoiler: ooc

sage you can act as the gm and let me play as fthulu choosing it's attacks myself? i mean, it's gonna lose anyways. so you know.

captcha: black jack

 

[Knife-28]

I start throwing greandes upto Salt, I havn't pulled the pins though, that would just be silly.

 

[Saltarius]

"For the record, before you guys get ANY ideas about piloting REX..."


"Also, we should probably figure out an actual way to get this to the mall."

 

[Connor Lonske]

A paper air plane lands in front of Salt.