Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"The hell? Where did this...Whatever, I;ve seen weirder things happen."

I open the air plane and see what's inside.

 

[Connor Lonske]

There's a note from some cool stranger...who has very bad handwriting.

Spoiler: note

There is a way to the surface though the simulation subbasement not far from where you are(via a teleporter). Tox should be coming though there(make sure not to telefrag him) and Waffles is KOed right next to the exit to the surface/mall. If you get lost, follow where the dead zombie bodies lead and it's right by the little house leading to a church. Good luck.

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another fucking note randomly teleports on top of your face. you read it's large sharpie marker text.

Spoiler: other note?

oh yeah, your robot should be able to get to the surface on it's own though the area leading upward in the core. just take the large elevator thingie to your south. i suggest leaving one guy to take it up where when the big monster my friend is ironicly controlling gets distacted.

...

what, you expectin me to say something nice like "do well" or "good luck?"

fuck that. fuck you. you're fucking whalecum.

 

[Knife-28]

"Well that's...different." I say, refering to the paper plane.

 

[Saltarius]

"Thanks? I guess. Not sure how many benefactors call benefactees whalecum, but I'm not looking a gift horse in the mouth. Alright, now we just need to go from where the possessed Sam came from and it'll lead us to the core. I'll try and pilot the REX, albeit it's poor condition. One of you guys carry Sam along."

 

[Knife-28]

I pick up Sam and sling her over my shoulder. "Ok, let's go."

 

[Saltarius]

The REX controls awkwardly, barely not touching the walls of the hallway, clinking and clanking throughout. I kept the cockpit open as I spied a room with a rather conspicous sign reading 'CORE ROOM'. The door was much too small for REX to fit through, so I merely used it bust down the door to get in.

I hop out to get in, looking south of the room to see the teleporter the note spoke of. Everything appeared to be going to plan as I stepped into the core room, followed by Knife and Grim.

 

[Knife-28]

I look around the core room and walk over to an overly complicated control pannel. "So, how do whatever we're supposed to do with this thing?" I say.

 

[RaNDM G]

"You see the big button?"

 

[Knife-28]

"..." I see the big red button. "Huh." I press it.

 

[RaNDM G]

A thin metal rod rises up from a small hole on the top of the console. A small flame flickers from it.

"Yeah, that's just a lighter. I just wanted you to see the switches next to it. Go ahead and flick those up."

 

[Knife-28]

"..." I flick the switches up.

 

[RaNDM G]

A single rind descends upon the star, aligning perfectly with its equator.

"There should be two keys on opposite ends of the console. I need two of you to turn both of them at the same time."

[sub]Untitled - WHTEBKGRND[/sub]

 

[Knife-28]

I walk to one end of the console, and prepare to turn the key.

Capatcha=Shoulder of Orion. Oh, so that's which star it is.

 

[Grim327]

I walk over to the other end of the console, "Ready when you are Knife."

 

[RaNDM G]

Knife and Grim turn the keys.

"All main systems are back online. Just need to divert the power grid back, and... and... and..."

Above the surface, another hiss is heard as oxygen is pumped back into the Mall.

FLUTHLU

seems unworried.

"... and... and... done."

[sub]Glow Remix - WHTEBKGRND, mr. div, Surrogate Self[/sub]

 

[Saltarius]

"So, now do we get back to the surface?"

I exit the core room and re-enter REX, preparing to get it into the southern teleporter.

 

[RaNDM G]

OOC: Last day of regular school, aw yeah.

I won't be back for another nine hours at the latest. In the meantime, just goof around where you guys are.

 

[Saltarius]

"Right, so we head back up, dump Sam G somewhere safe, get prepped in case Xot's plan fails, and other such things. No pressure. Noooo Pressure."

I finally make it to the southern teleporter, as I wait for the ironically controlled monster to be...controlled so I can get back up.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I sit at my laptop, still trying to figure out what the fuck the controls are for the controls of the mall. I've already flooded the mall up with sand, which is about knee high now, started a loop of Never gonna give you up, and started a few fires in various locations. I just hope the others don't come too soon. Or maybe they can, and we can leave this god forsaken place. Who knows?

 

[Saltarius]

"Actually, shit, while I'm waiting I'll try for this thing's damn communications signal." Whatever the hell is the antenna or connector or whatever for REX clearly wasn't hit in the battle as it works fine. I tap into the closest communication outlet on the top, just happening to be Zombie's.

"Hello? Anyone there? How's it looking?"