Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

I point my sniper rifle at Fluthlu's ogle, and fire off four high velocity explosive rounds with the auto targeter.

The rounds bounce off the fucking arsehole space demon's hide.

A few bullets from an unknown sniping position are fired at Fluthlu's face tenticals from infront of it. Those shots being fired by me.

Ditto.

I slice my way out of the tentacles, and fire a round of my revolver into the beast's mouth.

Ditto. Zombie only succeeds in freeing himself, cutting away from the monster's grasp and severing a few of FLUTHLU'S tendrils. Considering the size of the beast, he only does around the same damage that a papercut would inflict upon an ordinary human.

Good thing papercuts hurt like Hell. DAMAGE: -4

MALL TEAM: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

FLUTHLU: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fuck." I attach my katanas to my wrists and fly up to Fluthlu, and start slashing at it.

 

[Connor Lonske]

I load .50 BMG Armor Piercing rounds into my rifle and try again before the beast finds out where I'm hiding.

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Oh noes, they found me. I dunno how but they found me. RUN FOR IT ALTERNATE ME!

Ha ha, had you going me. No, he's more concerned with turning around and facing the wrong way for you bullets to do damage.

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I realize what I wrote here before and start shooting at it's leg tenticals instead while it's distracted from me.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oi Fluthlu you ****!" I press my gauntleted hands to the ground and chant, fingers of lightning dodge the tentacles and ram straight into the eye of the beast..

 

[RaNDM G]

I attach my katanas to my wrists and fly up to Fluthlu, and start slashing at it.

DAMAGE: -4

I load .50 BMG Armor Piercing rounds into my rifle and try again before the beast finds out where I'm hiding.

The higher caliber rounds sink into FLUTHLU'S flesh, causing moderate internal damage.

DAMAGE: -4

I press my gauntleted hands to the ground and chant, fingers of lightning dodge the tentacles and ram straight into the eye of the beats.

The monster is shocked with lightning. Electricity sparks across its oil slicked hide. It doesn't seem to do any damage. In fact the horror-terror seems to enjoy it. HEALTH: +10

You recall something Xot said about it feeding on energy, then smack yourself on the forehead. DUMBASS: +2

MALL TEAM: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

FLUTHLU: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 

[Saltarius]

"I feel as though in the past, my allies have done incredibely stupid things."

I take a look around the chaos that has befallen the mall in the past few...days?

"Nothing new."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Are you fucking kidding me?" I grab a vase and smash it. I then recall the whole connection to the mall thing. "I wonder..." I shoot a flaming arrow into a liquor store, starting off a large fire.

 

[Paddy the Second]

After a short cry I compose myself and begin to chant again, flames rise up behind me, and enter the bullet wounds caused by the mysterious sniper.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Wat.

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wat

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Wat.

 

[Knife-28]

In the past, I sneak up behind Fluthlu and start chucking thermite grenades at it.

 

[Connor Lonske]

-ignore-

 

[RaNDM G]

I shoot a flaming arrow into a liquor store, starting off a large fire.

All that good liquor, gone to waste.

After a short cry I compose myself and begin to chant again, flames rise up behind me, and enter the bullet wounds caused by the mysterious sniper.

FLUTHLU burns from the inside out, causing moderate damage. DAMAGE: -6, BURN: -1

In the past, I sneak up behind Fluthlu and start chucking thermite grenades at it.

Knife and the other members of CORE TEAM are unable to assail FLUTHLU directly. They are too busy dealing with REX in the sub-basement.

MALL TEAM: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

FLUTHLU: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 

[MinimanZombie]

Noticing that the whole connection thing doesn't work here, I fly straight into the beasts mouth, stabbing it's insides, hoping my poison works on Fluthlu, before quickly retreating out of it.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Fluthlu trys to close it's mouth before Zombie escapist.

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I fire into the joints for Fluthlu's mouth, trying to give zombie more time.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I retrieve some Molotov cocktails from my pockets. "Oh yes." I light them all and fling them at Fluthlu's eye.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I reach into my Humvee and chuck knives at Fthulu.

 

[RaNDM G]

Noticing that the whole connection thing doesn't work here, I fly straight into the beasts mouth, stabbing it's insides, hoping my poison works on Fluthlu, before quickly retreating out of it.

FLUTHLU is stabbed repeatedly. He is unaffected by the poison, but the steel blades cause massive internal bleeding.
DAMAGE: -8, BLEED -1, BURN -1

Fluthlu trys to close it's mouth before Zombie escapist.

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I fire into the joints for Fluthlu's mouth, trying to give zombie more time.

Zombie is consumed by FLUTHLU. His body is crushed in the abomination's stomach and absorbed for health. DAMAGE: -6, HEALTH: +6

Zombie will respawn in two turns.

Connor shoots the monster, again doing moderate damage. DAMAGE: -4

I retrieve some Molotov cocktails from my pockets. "Oh yes." I light them all and fling them at Fluthlu's eye.

Glass shards cut and irritate FLUTHLU'S eye. DAMAGE: -3, BURN -2

[HEADING=1]ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MALL[/HEADING]

Waffles and Tox have slain a variety of monsters dwelling in the Mall's sub-basements. A monitor on a nearby wall powers on, and FLUTHLU'S ogling eye peers inside.

I reach into my Humvee and chuck knives at Fthulu.

[sub](Problem Sleuth - Andrew Hussie)[/sub]

DAMAGE: -2

MALL TEAM: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

FLUTHLU: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 

[Knife-28]

>Knife: Hate this wierd time shit.
Done and done.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Fluthlu starts paying mind to my sniper fire, and then faces me with his large eye. Good think I already know what happens...

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I finish loading my incendiary .50 BMG bullets into my rifle ahead of time, and fire a single bullet right into Fluthlu's retina.

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Fluthlu attempts to fire it's laser eye at me but fails due to the large bullet logged inside it's eye burning it. Fluthlu gives off a very very VERY loud roar with both it's mouths.

 

[Saltarius]

"No time like the present to start making some more thermite rounds."

I hastily cobble together some thermite charges and begin to work them into some revolver rounds, finally crafting a set of ten bullets. I then make one of the most rash decisions of my life.

I cut off my left arm and attach the revolver in it's place.