Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Well it could have been interpreted as such."

 

[Saltarius]

"Listen...unless you've got a cane on hand, you mind leading me around by the hand?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hand Salt a cane.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I send a tulpa to guide Salt to the tower, picking up a cane on the way.

 

[Saltarius]

"So we probably ought to head for this damned spaceport."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"***** I'm climbing this fucking tower before anything else happens."

 

[Saltarius]

"Send me a text once you reach the top."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You're coming with me boy!" I knock on the door.

 

[Saltarius]

"I can't. I'm blind."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm sure there'll be a lift asshole." A large man appears behind the glass door, looks at us and shakes his head.

 

[Saltarius]

I move the shades up and down to signify my blindness.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I flash a wad of cash. He sneers and turns away. I flip him the bird. "yeah, you too asshole."

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't even know what we're doing."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I lead Salt around the back until I come to a grille. "We're breaking in and getting to the top." I kick it open and drag Salt with me.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I sit on top of the tower, waiting for Paddy and Salt.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I climb up the exterior of the tower.
"Lifts and stairs are for pussies." I eventually reach the top.
"Wha-SIGMA?! How the fuck did you get up here so quick?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wave a hand in the general direction of the piece of flaming wreckage next to me.
"I rode the goddamn shockwave man."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Cool. Let's continue the carnage." I throw a bunch of explosives off the roof.

 

[Saltarius]

"Can't we just go to the spaceport?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Whats the matter Salt? Are you..."
I put on some shades.
"SHOCKED?!?"
"YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"