Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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Sigma Castell

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I hold up my blender.
"Pehraps your understanding has been.."
I put on another pair of shaeds and switch the blender on.
"BLENDED?!?"
"YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH"
 

Sigma Castell

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"KK bro"
I unfold my 1:1 map of the city. It's very large. About as big as the city.
"The spaceport is aboouuuuuttt...here"
I circle the spaceport on the map.
"Wich means we need to go...north."
 

ShindoL Shill

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I push a window cleaner off the building.
"So, what are we waiting for?"
I put on a wingsuit [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wingsuit_flying] and jump in the general direction of 'north'.
 

Knife-28

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"So, what are we looking for?" I ask Knife as we walk around the space port.
"Someting big, the bigger the better. I don't know about you but I'd rather not be cooped up with the...colourful charaters we hang around with." He replies. "I'd prefer something cheap too, but I don't think I'll be walking away with a heavy wallet."
"Fair enough, we looking for anything in particular?"
"Well, something like an old Jupiter Mining ship would be beaut' but anything big enough will be fine."
 

Paddy the Second

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"Hey! I didnt get there yet! Me! Y'know, the guy whose ficking idea it was! Assholes." I crawl upwards through the ventilation shafts. As i pass an office on one of the higher floors I overhear a conversation.

"Uh, sir, I'm afraid a couple of er, mall fighters have been seen in the city."

"And why should i be concerned about this? Go bother security about those freaks."

"Well erm, this is a very, particular group of mall fighters."

"You don't mean?"

"I'm afraid I do sir."
 

RaNDM G

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"How did we get this high up?"


[sub](djahal)[/sub]

You find yourself in a gypsy lot. A tired old man with a forced smile runs up to you with a spring in his step.

"Not one more step gentlemen, I have a beautiful '546 Saturn with your name on it!"
 

RaNDM G

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"U-uh..."

He gives you a blank look, then turns and just kinda walks away.

Xot whispers in Knife's ear.

[small]"He thinks you wanna jizz in his boat."[/small]

Aussie dialect aside, you really should have seen this one coming.

He puts his hand on Knife's shoulder and leads him over to the next lot.

"Can you tell your friend to go find the others? This deal is kind of private."
 

Knife-28

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Knife rubs his eyebrows and chuckles. "Really? I mean, hah, really?" Knife says to Xot, while I roll my eyes and walk off to look for the others.
 

RaNDM G

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"He's gone. Good."

The two head down, away from the backlots, past the dealerships and onto a somewhat private port. A corvette dominates the dock.


[sub](buryat)[/sub]

Xot leads him back behind the Corvette.

"So a couple things. First things first, this is your new ride."

He throws you the keys.

"Take care of it. I bet Saber five grand you could get decent mileage out of it."

He sighs.

"Second... I'm not coming with you."
 

Knife-28

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Knife runs his eyes over the ship and nods approvingly. "Very slick, I'll be sure to do you proud." Knife says, before tourning back to Xot. "So, I can think of a few reason's you wouldn't want to come, which one is it?"
 

Paddy the Second

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I bust my way out of a pipe on the roof. I tumble onto the solid surface. "Motherfuckers!" I yell as my shoulder slams into the roof and is crushed beneath the rest of my body weight. I flex it and take off my gasmask, surveying the view. "Why does every city look so shiny?" I notice a group of men in expensive suits gathered around a door smoking. "Ah."
 

MinimanZombie

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I eventually arrive at the space port. The taxi having been freed from it's nail trap.
"No, I'm not paying you. Tough luck." The taxi driver drives off angrily. I notice the ship.
"Nice..."
 

Captain Anon

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i go assassin's creed parkour on the buildings to reach the spaceport because i got left behind by the others "ah i got to hurry or i'm going to be stuck here on this damn planet" a group of thugs looking for a fight run after me "oh shit" i run even faster