Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"I DON'T FUCKING KNOW HOW"
I flick through the manual.
"IT'S WRITTEN IN WINGDINGS!"

 

[Knife-28]

"Yea, fair enough. Look I know we never really saw eye to eye on a few things, but good luck." Knife says, shaking Xot's hand. Knife then enters the ship and climbs to the cockpit, throwing Paddy out and sitting himself down in the pilot's seat. "Alright then, will all passengers please fasten their seatbelts and prepare for liftoff."

 

[DotSlash]

"MASH UNTIL IT WORKS."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I throw the blender at a wall.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"..."
"Trilby."
"What the FUCK"
The blender hits the wall, vanishes in a flash of purple light and reappears over my head. It then switchs itself on.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU\SFEKBAKFCC32487298*"U)("!)("
My head gets blended.

 

[Saltarius]

"Fat lesbians are quite good."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"HOLY BOLLOCKS! How did it switch itself on?"
I turn the blender and pour Sigma's brain into a smoothie glass.
"SALT! I made you a smoothie."

 

[Saltarius]

"Smells too much like Sigma."

"YO KNIFE, KICK THIS ***** INTO HIGH GEAR SO WE CAN GO!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That's just because he uses the blender all the time. He's like a blender fetishist."

 

[DotSlash]

I duck under the bits of Sig flying around and take a seat.
"Let's hit it, Knife."

 

[Knife-28]

Knife shakes his head as he hears the yelling over the intercom. Turning the key in the ignition, his hands on the controls and the ship, now bending to his whim, slowly rises off the landing pad and I watch from the porthole as the ground pulls away and we fly off into space.

 

[RaNDM G]

"So, I can think of a few reason's you wouldn't want to come, which one is it?"

"I've got something to take care of. Look, don't make a big deal about this to the others. Their attention spans are so short, they'll forget about me."

He walks away and tears off his mask.

[HEADING=2]30 MINUTES LATER...[/HEADING]

The corvette takes off.

 

[DotSlash]

 

[RaNDM G]

The ship tears apart.

You're still anchored to the ground numbnuts.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I scratch my chin.
"Wasn't there another guy with us? Uh... I forget his name."
I absentmindedly drink some of the smoothie.
"THAT'S RIGHT! It was Xot. Xot is the one guy that we forgot. Nobody else."
I look outside.
"Knife, I thought you were competent you STUPID FUCK!"

 

[Knife-28]

>LOAD LAST AUTOSAVE

Knife unanchors the corvette from the ground, then takes off into space. "So, where to now?" I ask noone in particular.

 

[DotSlash]

I hear the creaking of the ship tearing.
"At least it didn't explode."

 

[Saltarius]

"So...this is it. The rest of our lives."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yep..."
I drink some more Sigma.

 

[Knife-28]

I go and explore the ship for a while.