Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Let's just go Tyri-FUCK!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Wait, what happened now? Is it my quest starting?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hand Salt a non-porn mag.
"There. Beauties of the French Aristocracy. Wow, these really make print media seem out of date..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Probably. Also...given we might sort of be meeting Sister again can we...cool it with the makeouts?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yeah sure."

 

[Saltarius]

"Eh, French girls don't do it for me."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I remove the pile of blankets from my inventory and lay them all over the floor of the kitchen. Then I disconnect the on-board Sex AI from the reactor and hook up my blender.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Here you go, Salt."
I turn on the Sex AI for Salt. A large holographic blender appears.
"Close enough."

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't see the point of this when you can just get me a porn mag on the cheap."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't see the point in porn mags for a blind man who has the internet."

 

[Saltarius]

"Then pull up a site that has women to my taste."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I do so.

 

[Saltarius]

"Hot."

"Damn."

 

[Sigma Castell]

My blender starts printing pictures of ladies to Salts taste.
"JEGUSFUCK"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"HOW DOES THAT WORK THAT IS A BLENDER."
I throw the pictures into the holoblender and turn it on.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"TRILBY GODDAMMIT"
My blender starts dividing by Zero.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hologram smoke. Don't breathe this!" (Holo-Tom Dickson)

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Fuck it." I run into the cockpit and attempt to take off.

 

[Saltarius]

"This porno is almost too hot."

 

[DotSlash]

"We don't need to know Salt. Keep it to yourself."