Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"You will motherfucking regret this. Or at least I will."

I proceed to give cybernetic Adam Jensen-style implants to Ryan, sword arms and instant head snap bullshit included. I then give him a sunglasses like visor able to shoot more frequent and smaller Optic Blasts that don't need an iindustrial battery. I finally give him a free flight jetpack that is surgically implanted on his back.

"You fucking happy? And don't even think the triggers work for you. If I think it, it happens, and only me."

 

[MinimanZombie]

The bullet scrapes against the side of my leg. "Fuck you!" I run up to Paddy, kick him in the stomach, poke him in the eyes, and finally stick my sword through his heart.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"I am going to wait for zombie to respawn... Waffles, Waffles, Waffles"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Perfect." I watch as the surgery happens. "Doesn't work for you Ryan. Now fly off and plot against us!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Buddy, only I can make the trigger happen. Give it up."

I walk over and promptly kick him in the nuts and backflow the power on the visor to disintegrate him.

"No one is ever overpowered against me. Especially when they're using my shit."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You really don't like me do you Zombie?" I put the barrel of the revolver inside his mouth and pull the trigger.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I Respawn, fly off and then come back and decapitate zombie with my new arms.

OOC: Ninjaing sucks don't it

 

[Saltarius]

"Not this again."

I deliver a kick to both Paddy and Zomb's collective nuts. I then flash kick Ryan in the face, activating the jetpack and sending him crashing into the ceiling.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I re-spawn again, with all my- You all get the drill by now. I walk outside, and proceed to turn into a blur, slicing and dicing left and right. Paddy has lost and arm. Now both his legs. Now he's dead. I turn to Ryan. "Let's see if you can fight now..." I leap over the top of him, and stab him in the back. RR begins to leech his life.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I somehow survive and go look for this bizzarro mall I've heard so much about. FLYING POWERS ACTIVATE

 

[Paddy the Second]

A bullet detonates Salt's skull. "Heh." I throw Peake, it slices Zombie's head cleanly in half. "Now Ryan. You've got five seconds."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"FLYING POWERS ACTIVATE FORM OF FLYING OFF ELSEWHERE"

I fly off for the bizarro malll

 

[Saltarius]

"Goddamit guys, we're the goddamn G-Team. We have only one collective foe. That is the ***** who is currently residing in my head. And Ryan if you really count him."

 

[MinimanZombie]

It actually only cuts off part of my ear. Which still hurts. Fuck. I run up, and decapitate Paddy. I then take Peake, and hold it in my other hand.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I go find somekind of medical supply store and begin synthesizing the grey death and some ambrosia.

 

[Saltarius]

"************."

I grab both Paddy and Zombie and hold them back from each other.

"We fucking stop. Now. "

 

[Paddy the Second]

Peake disperses into a cloud of gas that enters Zombie's skull, peeling it apart. The handle appears in the stump of his neck. I walk up and pull it out, the blade forming as the cloud leaves the body.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I begin making darts to put the grey death in...

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fine. I'm finding Ryan." I fly off with RR in hand.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I put the grey death in some darts...