Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

Out of the seas moonlit night, a bulky figure dashes throughout the skies, slicing through the pirates with simple swipes of the blade before busting out a revolver and firing into the crowd several times before flying to Paddy's back facing opposite him, blade drawn.

"Fuckin' prostitutes, huh?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Piratitutes, we are in a ship... Also zombie is one of them"

I rip out paddy's spine

 

[Paddy the Second]

My spine snakes around Ryan's neck, throttling him.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: are yo high?

I rip the spine off of my neck and beat paddy to death with his own spine.

 

[Paddy the Second]

((In Mall Fight I'm incredibly high, all the time. I'm also magic.))

I leap back onto the ship, swinging Peake through several prostitutes. "Salt! Get to the powder and blow this thing!"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I begin summoning more darklings to replace the prostitutes...

"If you blow the powder you die forever"

 

[Saltarius]

"Please, the only person dead forever is Eric. And Xot."

I Optic Blast the powder as the dream is shattered. The darklings and prostitutes fade away as Zomb returns to his sense.

I promptly walk over to Ryan and pimpslap his head off.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"That'll teach you." I kick the head into a window.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I respawn, "the fuq salt?"

You see zomb on the ground naked and touching himself.

 

[Saltarius]

"Nothing new."

I tear off Ryan's arms and gaffer tape him to the floor.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh Salt, just like old times."

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: Actually I left and started chilling in my boiler room. None of this involved me.]

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"OW, WHY?"

I build new arms using the darkness, and summon a black hole above us.

 

[Saltarius]

"Not this shit again."

I tear off his legs and cut out his tongue.

"We should've doen that with Eric."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I once again rebuild myself with the darkness, and the black hole starts pulling people in.

"Imma gonna go watch donnie darko"

I walk off to go find a copy of donnie darko.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Now listen up. This is your first day, so I'll go easy on you. If there's anything supernatural on the G-Team, it's me. I fought long and hard for magic. I've been punished for magic. And fuck you if you think you can stroll in and have demon arms." Using the Mushi equipment I remove the Darkness and graft it onto my own body.

 

[MinimanZombie]

From the boiler room I shout "We did do that with Eric!" I continue sitting in the room, with the large metal door locked, and my laptop open. I decide to read more of Homestuck.
[OOC: Paddy, Too be fair, I think you should cut down on the magic. You established earlier that it was limited, and you had fits when you used a tiny bit of it. Now, you're god damned Dr Strange, flingling magic left and right. There was no reason for that to happen. Basically, I think you're trying to be OP. And you shouldn't.]

 

[Saltarius]

I then kick him in the ribs to be a dick.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I speak into the walkie talkie. "Yo' Zomb' your stuff should be done, it's just inside the boiler, be careful now."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The darkness begins possessing you...

"Donnie darko, he's our man, donnie darko, don't shoot that guy, donnie darko, get out of your house before a plane crashes into it, donnie darko, im so tired..."