Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Oh, these darts are real cute. Let's make sure they work."

I take every dart full of grey death and stab Ryan with them.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Where the hell did you come from?"

After he's done stabbing me with the darts, I Shoot all of the ambrosia into my heart.

 

[Saltarius]

"*****, I'm everywhere in this mall."

I proceed to drive my armored hand through his body and tear out his heart.

"The fuck did you put in this anyway, oh nevermind. You're dead."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, I flew after you." I stick RR through his chest, and it leeches his life away. "You like it? I like demon swords. They're great." He falls to the floor as a hollow corpse.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I respawn, but this time with the darkness and some pistols, and an army of prostitutes...

I then shoot out all of the lights, and begin summoning darklings...

"I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I initiate my suit, meaning I can analyze his movements. I find him, and beat him to death with my fists, not wishing to waste Raven on this petty foe.

 

[Saltarius]

"Shit, Ryan's the son of Adam Jensen and Jackie Estacado."

I then activate the Optic Blast and mow through the darklings, leaving only Ryan.

"Five second head start. Please, go."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS"

 

[Paddy the Second]

A flock of strange beings surround me, they are imperceptible to the other mall fighters. I stretch out my hand. The others freeze where they stand. "Remember the Mushi? And who's the Mushi-shi?" I use Peake to decapitate all three. "Motherfuckers."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I begin running.... UP THE WALLS!

"PROSTITUTES ATTACK"

And several thousand prostitutes come out of all the stores and try to both seduce and kill all of you.

 

[Paddy the Second]

The ladies of the night become frozen by the Mushi. I leave them be.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The ladies of the night become frozen by the Mushi. I leave them be.

Who said they are ladies?

They proceed to seduce zombie, who becomes one of them, they continue to try and seduce you.

I fly around with my jetpack, and decapitate paddy with my blade arms.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Pleasures of the flesh hold no temptation for me." Peake parries his blade arms.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: Zombie I guess you like being a hoe, you should probably respawn.

I use my accelerator to do an instakill...

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: No, I'm just not participating at this moment in time.]

 

[Paddy the Second]

Peake moves into action, blurring into a single shape and deflecting the blow.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I continue to stab, attempting to break the blade.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"I Never asked for this, why do you continue to attack me?"

I activate the persuasion aug, and the hallucinogen aug causing all the prostitutes to appear to be pirates, and the mall to look like a ship, and for you to want to agree with me.

 

[Paddy the Second]

Peake deftly blocks every blow, beginning to hum. The carvings glow purple. It shoots through Ryan's armour and into his heart, killing him instantly.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I respawn...

"PIRATES, PIRATES EVERYWHERE!"