Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"I think I saw this exact sort of situation in Sly Cooper 2. Except how they distracted everyone to get the thigny was...no."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Uh, I never played Sly 2. Care to elaborate?"

 

[Saltarius]

"The titular character is a thief and they have to steal a thingy from a ballroom dance event. He is in disguise and as such dances with the female cop who generally chases him, yet doesn't recognize him. The whole place is in awe of their skills, while his cohorts make off with the thingy that must be stolen. But I'm against this plan for obvious and petty reasons."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Obvious reasons being that this isn't a ballroom dance event. Petty reasons being Paddy is going with Sister, which would... that would make you jealous of both of them, simultaneously, wouldn't it? Correct?" I ask. "But that is fairly similar, yes. Paddy and Sister are going to keep the auctioneers busy by doing the whole auction thing while we rob the place."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yes, alright? It would. Immensely. I'm petty. But as long as we can remain inconspicous, we can do this."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, apart from possibly Sigma, remaining inconspicuous should be easy."

 

[RaNDM G]

"We're gonna fuck this up. I just know it."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Thanks for the vote of confidence, RaN."

 

[RaNDM G]

"You're welcome."

 

[Saltarius]

"I mean, I'm confident. There really isn't much that'd make me fuck up on this. I think."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fuck you, RaN."

 

[RaNDM G]

"I love you too Trilby."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"And I find you slightly more tolerable than the rest of this group."

 

[Saltarius]

"Gee guys, we can't add all these ships to the Mall Fight harbor."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Thanks. You're not the first person to say that."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, Salt, it's your fault you refuse to let any of yours sink."

 

[Saltarius]

"Shit sunk a while back."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"It wasn't even a ship. If anything, it was you floating around in the ocean in a dinghy."

 

[Saltarius]

"Can you dial down your 'Dickishness' knob like, by seven?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No, that would be boring."