Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"It would be more tolerable, and also aid me in wanting to work alongside you on this heist."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I really don't care if you help or not, though."

 

[Saltarius]

"You really don't get how leadership works, do you?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Oh get a room you two." I say, watching the auction building and noting the guards locations.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah. You make sure everybody respects you enough not to challenge your authority. If they don't, you get them off your team. Do you respect me enough to shove a carrier bag over a janitor's head, tie him up and shove him in a bin because I tell you to do it?"

 

[Saltarius]

"There's little reason to respect you, Trilby."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"And yet you just implied I'm in a position of leadership. Which means you either don't understand leadership, you do respect me or you're a massive dumbass. None of those are mutually exclusive."

 

[Saltarius]

"You stated yourself that you were handling the heist."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah. As in, I'm the guy who is actually stealing the thing. But, y'know, I'm fine with leading the team. So, with that in mind, I'll not be a dick."
I look at the back door of the building where the auction is going to take place through a pair of binoculars.
"Wow, not being a dick is really hard. Ironically."

 

[RaNDM G]

"G'night everybody."

 

[Saltarius]

"Are we gonig to do this or what?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Well, I was thinking we'd wait for everyone else before we start."

"Since... You know... We kind of need them."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah. We also need a getaway vehicle too, so I suppose we should work on that now."

 

[Saltarius]

I smash the club into the window of a car.

"There. Found."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I meant like a lorry or a van. And I meant get it legally. You're the guy who said we should keep our heads down."

 

[Saltarius]

"I contradict myself often."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No fucking shit."

 

[Saltarius]

"Anyways, we can do this if Trilby quits being a dick and RaN actually helps."

 

[RaNDM G]

A random passerby passes by.

"HEY MY CAR!"

"Oh shit."

 

[Saltarius]

I whap the passerby with the golf club, knocking them out.

"...Shit, hide him. Wait no, get his keys and then hide him."