Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"Great. They'll have us for grand theft and battery. We're made men now."

 

[Saltarius]

"We're stealing shit anyways! So what if we rack up a few more crimes? I can tell you without a doubt Paddy and Sister won't care!"

 

[RaNDM G]

[HEADING=2]ELSEWHERE...[/HEADING]

"Salt is fucking everything up. I can feel it."

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"Oh. Yeah, sure. She wouldn't mind."

 

[Saltarius]

"The point is quit your bitching and just get in the car and get in position. You can be the getaway driver."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Wait... Y-you're giving me the car?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Is that a bad idea?"

I call Sis.

"Is giving Ran the getaway driving responsibilities a bad idea?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Salt... That is the best idea you have ever come up with."

Tears stream from my eyes.

 

[Saltarius]

"This isn't you trying to trick me, is it?"

 

[RaNDM G]

It is so beautiful. I am so bewitched by its beauty, I am not sure if I can wield it.

I put on my shades.

"I have the car."

"Too late now."

 

[Saltarius]

"Right. So you two just bidding ridiculous prices or are you also making a scene?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"It hasn't started yet. Right now, we're chatting up the locals."

 

[Saltarius]

"Still, causing a scene distracting enough that they pay attention, yet tame enough they don't throw you out will help."

 

[RaNDM G]

"I'll keep the bid running and leave that to Joe. If he doesn't come up with anything, I'll think of something."

 

[Saltarius]

"Just don't get...too drastic."

 

[RaNDM G]

She sighs.

"Fine."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Just asking...what were your ideas before I said that?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"The norm. Hacking and slashing with reckless disregard for life always works."

 

[Saltarius]

"...How is it you enjoy marriages and this morbid shit?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"... You know, I can't really answer that."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"So, we now have a stolen car and a witness with a head wound. Now, before you two geniuses deal with the car, how about we actually find out how big the thing we're stealing is. Sister, you got any idea?"