Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh, thanks for the thought but this is more Zombie's kinda thing. I handle magic, swearing and swords.

And an anti magic field in a location that is magic is a paradox."

 

[Wackymon]

The sack of potatoes blow up, and Doctor Com resumes playing minecraft.

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMINE CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFT TALKING 'BOUT MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFT TALKING 'BOUT- MINE CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFT, TALKING BOUT MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFT!"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"unless it powers itself by pulling the magic out of said zone, causing a dead magic zone..."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Meh. I'm the overall combat guy. So, sure, I'll take the explosive potatoes."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"They kinda blew up in my face. Shame, I could have smoked them."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"already exploded..."

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com readies his cannons to fire the exploding potatoes.
"So, what do we do while we're board?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"don't know, troll giggles?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We kill each other. Or currently, Ryan."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Woah, why me?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"You're not a very good troll Ryan. Leave it to us. Just saying."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"ok then, troll giggles"

To zombs coms "I could take whats left of the staff and use it on giggles when he shows himself..."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"We will, after we slaughter you. Several times."

 

[Paddy the Second]

Ryan's head explodes. I dramatically blow smoke away from the barrel of my sniper rifle.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I respawn
"comeon..."

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com nods, and walks into a store.
he comes out with a flaming VCR flinging player, a CD Frisbee of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, and a Febreze Flamethrower.
He drops the weapons, and pulls out a hammer.
"I'm set."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Go wild!" Dubstep blares from the PA as I cut through the walls of Ryan's fort.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I go to my base and work on incorporating fragments of the staff into my armour, in a functional controllable directional fashion...

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Great." I grab the potato cannon, which still has a few rounds. I fire it at Ryan's new fortress. Which sucks pretty badly, considering it's made of cardboard.
[OOC: I thought you destroyed the staff. Plotholes aren't allowed.]

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Over the PA "I surrender, don't shoot!"