Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"Well the mall contains everything you could possibly desire right? But what if I exist in a quantum state of more than one aspect? Wouldn't that be fun?"
"But you don't. This is what I mean about high and mighty. You think you know everything, you fucking clown. Stupid twat." I walk off, and watch the film with Vriska, but get bored and look for my bed.
"I never said I was. I just posited a potential. Lovely rhythm there if I say so myself. Why do have to get so worked up about everything?"
"Because you're fucking annoying. Oh, Paddy is the greatest member of the team, because he has fucking magic! Ooooh I'm falling to my knees and praying for him! Stop being so high and mighty, or I'll remove your abilities. I have my ways-Dude, chill the fuck out-You shut up too."
"Well, you obviously know that God Tier means biological immortality. Yet when I was...lesser than this, I knew my time was at an end. T.O.M and other members of my kind have short life spans, despite what you think. Practical invulnerability came at a price. I murdered everyone of my species, except T.O.M. He retreated to the mall's recesses and hooked himself to a medium to extend his life. That led to his downfall. Sadly, I wasn't the one to kill him. But now that I have ascended, I have no need for the Prince. Now if you don't mind, I've got oblivion to wreak upon countless worlds."
Mall me: "I'm not pretending to or demanding anything Zombie, I'm collecting knowledge and dispensing it as necessary, which seeing as we're in an environment alien to almost all of us, is a lot actually."
Derse me: "But why did you need Sigma in the first place? And of course the rules allow me to kill you, because you've turned and your death would be just." I exhale smoke, Alcor is pinned to the cobbled streets. "Being immortal's overrated anyway."
Derse me: "But why did you need Sigma in the first place? And of course the rules allow me to kill you, because you've turned and your death would be just." I exhale smoke, Alcor is pinned to the cobbled streets. "Being immortal's overrated anyway."
"And you're being a pompous dick about it. Oh look, I have these weird shitty bugs that I've failed to mention ever, so I'll use them and watch them do nothing. Oh, I can decide to control nanobots or some shit, meaning I CONTROL EVERYTHING. NYEHNYEHNYEH. Stop doing shit we never asked for. Fucking prick. Also, where did your bullshit smoke come from? Drugs don't give you magical power, your just hallucinating all the time."
"Everyone always says it's due to loneliness, your loved ones die, you can never join them. I always hated my family. I have no qualms with immortality.
Alcor snaps his fingers as the smoke disappears. He scans the area and tests his new powers, pointing his hand at a building. Within seconds, it has dissipated completely.
"Know this, Paddy the Second. At your level, you cannot defeat me. Perhaps if you ascend, your pathetic crew can have a paltry chance at wounding me. They are too busy fighting each other however. Farewell."
Alcor flies off into the starry sky.
Alcor snaps his fingers as the smoke disappears. He scans the area and tests his new powers, pointing his hand at a building. Within seconds, it has dissipated completely.
"Know this, Paddy the Second. At your level, you cannot defeat me. Perhaps if you ascend, your pathetic crew can have a paltry chance at wounding me. They are too busy fighting each other however. Farewell."
Alcor flies off into the starry sky.
Mall: "I AM TRYING! Not to lose my temper here. I explained the Mushi a long time ago. And you're the one who fell for Alcor's trap! The obviousity of which would have been hilarious had it not led to the potential slaughter of thousands of planets!"
Back in the mall, I stab asleep Paddy with Raven.
"You can be my stress doll. Mushi don't exist, hallucinations have made you think it. Also the trap? He would have done something worse had I not attacked."
"You can be my stress doll. Mushi don't exist, hallucinations have made you think it. Also the trap? He would have done something worse had I not attacked."
Derse: I float casually up to him, keeping level with little effort, or at least I'm not showing it. "Actually I was thinking of the mental decay over the eons, I mean decades is enough, but imagine that by the power of, what was it? Oh yeah, infinity. That's the one. And if you destroy everything then it'll just be you by your lonesome for the rest of time. Which will be hilarious to watch, especially when you've fallen pray to senility."
The real Sollux is confused.
"Who the fuck are you? How did you get here? Plu2, why is Aradia gu2hing over me?"
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"Who the fuck are you? How did you get here? Plu2, why is Aradia gu2hing over me?"
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Mall: I catch Raven's blade in my hands. "Who said I was sleeping? And is something less real because it's a hallucination? I could easily say the same of this entire thing."
"Wait...the fuck?"
Everyone I get r0mantically inv0lved with seems t0 try and kill me at 0ne p0int 0r an0ther
DERSE
"Isn't it obvious? I'm already insane. I'll destroy myself when my mission is complete. Now quit bothering me, I've got a job to do. Bugger off."
Everyone I get r0mantically inv0lved with seems t0 try and kill me at 0ne p0int 0r an0ther
DERSE
"Isn't it obvious? I'm already insane. I'll destroy myself when my mission is complete. Now quit bothering me, I've got a job to do. Bugger off."
Derse: "But if you're immortal how will you destroy yourself? And tell me about this mission of yours, it sounds super exciting."
I twist the blade, cutting Paddys palm. I rip it out, and kick him away.
"The thing is, you're always high as the sky. That isn't a good thing. You think you see things, that don't exist."
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"Thank y0u for helping me S0llux. I'm s0rry I d0ubted y0u."
"Uh...2ure thing? What the fuck i2 going on? Dude can you leave? Me and Ara are having a moment."
"The thing is, you're always high as the sky. That isn't a good thing. You think you see things, that don't exist."
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"Thank y0u for helping me S0llux. I'm s0rry I d0ubted y0u."
"Uh...2ure thing? What the fuck i2 going on? Dude can you leave? Me and Ara are having a moment."