Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"IS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND"

"MEEEEEEEEEE"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I follow Tox to make sure he doesn't get perma-killed.
And to find Slash.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I am tied to Salts back. I travel along too.
"Dunno. Maybe when we get a new one. No telling how long that'll be though."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I shake my ass to the song.

 

[Saltarius]

I observe the ring while walking.

"Not seeing any intials..."

 

[DotSlash]

I see the group following behind.

"Woo... Spongebob references."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I eat the ring again and run off, "Tox's Mystical RV doesn't have food!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Wait, Lawrence of Arabia? I thought we were in Fear and Loathing..."

 

[Saltarius]

I make Waffles cough up ym ring again and punch his teeth in.

"Anyways, this ring may just be my future self's."

 

[Knife-28]

Me and Knife roll up in the warthog, and I spot the newcomers body laying in the sand. "What the fuck happened!" I yell, jumping out of the vehicle and running over to the body.
"Hey, if you guys maybe want to not do the whole walking thing, there's plenty of space in the back here." Knife yells at the group, jerking a thumb at the roll cage in the back of the warthog.

 

[DotSlash]

I start spinning my pistol around on my finger while whistling.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I eat the pistol and run into the Warthog.

 

[DotSlash]

"...Wahflz pls."
I ;-; face again as I hop onto the Warthog.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I return to the warthog.
"On wards! To a life of happiness and glory! Aw who am I kidding, we're all gonna fucking die for real."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, no, fuck that, Knife. I don't trust you any more. You abandoned us. I'm sorry,"
I turn away dramatically.
"Our torrid sex affair that was going on all this time has to end."
I clamp a hand over Knife's mouth.
"Shh, shh. Let it all out."

 

[Saltarius]

I continue to inspect the ring while on the Warthog's bumper.

"Not even an engraving..."

 

[Knife-28]

"I, agh, jesus!" I yell, before doing some lifey thing, and reviving Herzog.
"Oh, hey there Eric." Knife says, holding out his hand, "How've you been?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Hey, what if like...this is my ring from an aborted timeline? Wonder who I would've married..."

 

[DotSlash]

I calmly punch Waffles in the stomach to get back my pistol.

 

[Saltarius]

"Tox, me and my hypothetical wife are ashamed."