Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Are you sure you aren't high? Moreso than usual I mean."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I've had a lot of experience with the universe Salt. I'm just explaining my understanding of it to you."

 

[Saltarius]

"So yes."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Whether or not I'm high isn't the issue. The issue is getting another mall, and getting off this planet, and then you can meet Sister and resolve everything."

 

[Saltarius]

"Can we skip the meeting Sister part?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Nope. This isn't gonna be fixed without some work on your end."

 

[Saltarius]

I pull my shirt up over my face.

"Salt's not here. He's in Shirt Town."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Gravity Falls can't help you now Salt. You've entered the realm of adult relationships."

 

[Saltarius]

"She's the one who's being childish."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"The situation has problems from both parties Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

"She burns every olive branch I try to extend."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well maybe you should talk to her face to face rather than over the phone while she's in a warzone."

 

[Saltarius]

"...I just don't know Paddy."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No matter. Jesus how long will this fucking journey take already?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Blame Knife."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Fucking... Whatever. I've been on longer journeys."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'll just try and think of some way."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Just remember that it'll work out in the end."

 

[Saltarius]

I bury my face in the seat and try to block everything out.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I lean over and whisper in Salts ear.
"HuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugeBiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch"