Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Captain Anon]

"yeah yeah i know, please continue"

 

[Knife-28]

"We've found a possible lead, 'Reich's Puppet Shop'. If one of you guys's aren't busy go check it out." Knife radio's back.
"So, ever preformed a robosectomy?" Knife asks, crouching next to a disabled Nazi-bot.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Woon and I can check it out."
I slide the soldering iron out of Joe, wipe the blood off and put everything away.
"If you get a chance, could you make sure Joe doesn't die of an infection. Or pan-related head injuries." I radio back.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wake up handcuffed to a chair in some sorta strip club. Replicas of the Monopoly Man are trying and failing to be sexy on poles onstage. On the table in front of me, there is a Bluetini with a small purple midget doing laps in it.

"..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk into the front of the bar. Sigma's still lying where he left himself. I splash some gin on him. Then some tonic. And then I toss lime wedges at him until he wakes up.

 

[Sigma Castell]

Enormous lime wedges start falling through the ceiling, crushing the Monopoly Men. The purple midget jumps out of the Bluetini glass and runs away. Somwhere, the Inception theme tune starts playing.

"...I fell strangly Turkish."

I wake up.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"...BWAH! BWAH! BWAAAAAAAAH!..."
I stop making loud 'bwah' sounds and banging my hands on the bar when I notice Sigma's awake.
"Hey there guy."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Uuururgosnitgfjiinbiidvpo..Suuuuuuuuuuuuuurp. How long was I out?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I dunno. You passed out, then we had the stakeout, then Joe got shot, so we went into the sewers, then I came back. So, like, a few hours or something."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Awesome"
I yawn.
"Sooooooooo...Who's quest is this?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I don't think it is a quest. We're just trying to catch some drug dealers. Maybe it's Other Knife's."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Hey now, don't be leaving without me, as your newest business partner I should see your operation before any further investment."

"Try to keep up."

"Huh, 'Reich's Puppet Shop' eh? Looks like we have our next lead."

"Just playing devil's advocate here. How do you know it's not just a puppet shop?"

"Sooooooooo...Who's quest is this?"

No one's. Or everyone's, depending on your outlook.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I buy an umbrella, and I begin walking around outside.

 

[Saltarius]

"I...aplogize for that episode back there. It's just when you learn you life is a lie you...feel things."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I catch up and keep level. "So it's really just the three of you? Very impressive."

 

[RaNDM G]

I buy an umbrella, and I begin walking around outside.

It is quite cold, and most of the stores are closed. Must be because of that three a.m. break.

"So it's really just the three of you? Very impressive."

"Only two now, but that's part of the plan. We wanted him in jail."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Interesting." I open the door of a house, grab an umbrella from the umbrella stand, and run away. I then walk through a dark foreboding alleyway.
"Well gee, this looks safe."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I help Sigma up, then try to open the bar's till.
"Right. Well, I'm off to investigate a puppet shop. Possibly intimidate and/or mutilate the owners. Probably steal some crap. Want to come with? Or would you rather stay here with Woon and Joe?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh really? What's the aim? Breakout? Infiltration? Good thing I didn't prevent that arrest."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Oh really? What's the aim? Breakout? Infiltration? Good thing I didn't prevent that arrest."

"Payoff. There are very powerful men on the inside. Make the right deals with wrong people and you can go very far in this city."