Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I take out my 5,000,000 PSI Super Soaker and spray the Masks with it.
"WHEN DID YOU GET MAGIC BACK?!" I yell over the din of battle at Paddy.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's science ************!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I take out my 5,000,000 PSI Super Soaker and spray the Masks with it.

You send him flying back into a telephone pole.

DAMAGE: -1

I run up to White Mask and fire point-blank into his hands.

He gets up dazed, and you shoot his hands. The bullet goes straight through his palm.
"Jesus fuck! Why'd you do that?!"

DAMAGE: -3

I run after Salt and tackle White Mask, trying to remove his limbs with my plasma cutter.

You manage to remove his left forearm, and his left foot.

DAMAGE: -4

I draw Pimpbastard's blade and set it on fire, it crackles with electrical energy as I drive it into white mask's face.

He moves his head to one side, but you manage to cut off his ear, and set fire to his head. He screams in pain, as he is roasted alive.

DAMAGE: -5

MALL FIGHTERS:III
GREEN MASK:DEAD
WHITE MASK:DEAD

[HEADING=3]MALL FIGHTERS WIN![/HEADING]

Meanwhile, I wake up. I yawn.
"Sup guys? Woah, look at those two corpses. Did the stakeout go wrong or something?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah, whatever, we done?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes, the stakeout went wrong. Greeny attacked us."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Judging by the fact we won the fight I'd say the stakeout went pretty well myself."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Wait, shouldn't there be another one? Because, y'know, it's a Trío."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"So much for stealth then."
The blue masked man walks out the door.

"What the...You killed them!? WHY!? HOW?! I'M GONNA-"

He stops abruptly, and falls to the ground. A man stands behind him, with a small club.

"Lousy Muertos. All they ever do is threaten people. Feel free to arrest him now officers."

"...Uh Salt, you got a pair of handcuffs?"

 

[Saltarius]

I spin a pair of cuffs on my fingers.

"On it."

I cuff the KO'd Blue Mask.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Alright. Let's get him down to the police station I suppose."

 

[Saltarius]

I drag Blue Mask along to the station, dumping him before the chief.

"Case. Fucking. Closed."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I stand up.
"Mind telling us who you are, seeing as we technically have to arrest your for battery with an offensive weapon?" I ask the guy with the club.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I'm the owner of this shop. They were threatening me, I was only doing it in self defense.

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby, don't act like you give a shit about teh law now, especially when he saved us teh trouble of booking the guy ourselves."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You're the cop, Salt. It's your job."
I pick up White's arm and foot.
"We need to bring these guys too."

 

[Saltarius]

"You handle the corpses."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I haul Green's corpse over my shoulders. "What a lovely day to wrap a case."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Not a cop, remember. You have to handle the bodies, because I don't have the authority to call in ambulances to bring these dead guys to the police station's morgue, nor do I have transport to do it myself. You do."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Why are we taking the dead guys in then? I mean, the police will set up an investigation. If we move them, won't that technically be obstructing the law?"

 

[Saltarius]

"What he said. ANyways, we're done here. Chief, can we go elsewhere now?"