Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"A test subject for... fun things. For fun!"

 

[Knife-28]

"What sort of 'fun things'?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Just... fun things. Robots, massive guns, revolvers with digital cameras mounted on them which take clear pictures of the target getting shot and exploding into a cloud of blood, RC cars. That sort of thing."

 

[Knife-28]

"..."
"Alright I'm in. Where am I going?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"There's a small workshop near where you guys are. Go there. And... wear red clothes."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I might as well to fill up the bullshit journey."

 

[Knife-28]

I rock up to Trilby's workshop wearing my usual, that is, mostly white, clothing. "So, what first?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I turn around with my plasma cutter.
"Put your leg up on the table and distract yourself with these."
I hand Knife a stuffed dog and a syringe of morphine.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I pant the walls with smoothies that bare a startling resemblance to bood. It's not blood, just strawberry.

 

[Knife-28]

"Wait, why am I doing this exactly?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Because you're enough of a doormat to fall for Trilby's special brand of bullshit."

I walk off into my own corner to do some work of myself.

 

[Knife-28]

"Sorry Salt, I can't hear you over the boot in your ass."

 

[Saltarius]

"I can't hear you over how fucking stupid you are."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Yes. This is fun. This is exactly how I pictured travelling the galaxy would be."

I walk up to the cockpit and bang on the door.

"Hey Knife! How's it going in there?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Oh of course, because it's stupid to ask why I shouldn't just blindly allow someone to cut off my leg."

"Good RaN, Artemis takes most of the legwork out of flying the ship, so I'm catching up on my galactic history." Knife replies, opening the cockpit door.

 

[Saltarius]

I begin hammering away at shit to keep myself busy.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Cool. So have we figured out where we're going?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Random question, how close are we to some place called Megrel?"

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=violet]Megrel is one of the only cities still standing on Bekenstein, which endured a mass extinction event five hundred years ago. It lies in the Serpent Nebula, approximately thirty thousand light-years away. This vessel can travel that distance in two days.[/color]

OOC: Thank you Mass Effect for making my job easier.

 

[Knife-28]

"What's wrong Salt, you leave your wallet there?" Knife asks.