Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"Not much, just catching up on my galactic history, getting hammered, being forced to fly us through an asteroid field, the usual." Knife says.

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm human, and as such naturally curious."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I radio Salt.
"She's probably changling anyway."

 

[RaNDM G]

"You better be careful. You'll stick your nose in someplace it doesn't belong."

 

[Saltarius]

"Buddy, listen. Every time I hear things like that, I laugh on the inside."

 

[RaNDM G]

"... Don't call me buddy."

I take another swig and walk off.

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright Bernhard."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I radio Ran.
"Yo Ran, you got a Spare pair of gel breasts anywhere?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Be careful man. She'll make you her *****."

I turn down a corner and out of sight.

Yo Ran, you got a Spare pair of gel breasts anywhere?

"That's kind of a weird thing to ask for. You try the emergency room? They might have what you're looking for."

 

[Saltarius]

"But...BUT YOU JUST IMPLIED A RELATIONSHIP IS IMPOSSIBLE!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"God dammit, RaN! You gave Salt hope!"

 

[RaNDM G]

That was the plan... To give him hope.

And he got one.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I throw a towel at Salt.
"I think he means '*****' as in she'll go all Human Centipede on you and turn you into a dog."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I radio Ran.
"Thanks. The ones on my Sexy Prisoner Costume broke."

 

[Saltarius]

"That's not Human Centipede you fucking idiot."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Im sorry, I was thinking of Harry Potter."

 

[Saltarius]

"You're just a fucking idiot. He meant like, ***** as in...*****."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Why are you such a dick Salt. I mean, I get that you hate everyone apart from Sister and Paddy, but you don't have to be so blatantly dickish about it."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm currently being a dick because I'm currently annoyed with your current stupidity, and when I try to escape current stupidity, it returns."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I wake up. "What the shit have you incompetent fuckwits been doing in my absence? Don't answer that,I know what. When will this fucking journey be over?"