Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"aaaawwwww..."

 

[Saltarius]

I am hit by a swerving car and end up respawning in the already crowded vehicle among everyone else.

"Well, fuck."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"There are too many people in here! Paddy, go hang out in the tank. You too, Sigma."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I hate tanks!"

 

[RaNDM G]

You quit screwing around and keep your eyes on the road.

Now you know why the streets are empty. There is a barricade up ahead. Several bulldozers and armored vehicles block the road, with military types armed to the teeth with rifles. They don't look like cops.

You are speeding too fast to stop in time. You're going to hit them head on.

[HEADING=1]GET READY![/HEADING]

>Ammunition
>.50 HEAT
>For Vehicle...
>T-270 unit 44316
>Targeting systems engaged.

You hear the tertiary guns rack. Bursts of fire tear through an Unimog and the gunner up top.

[HEADING=1]FIGHT![/HEADING]

You floor it, and Terra effortlessly barrels through the blockade. The Challenger is not far behind.

MALL TEAM: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

???: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII--

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I light a Molotov and toss it out the window as we pass through the blockade.
"This is not going to end well for us."

 

[Captain Anon]

i put a cigar in my mouth then i lit it "yeah but we'll go down fighting and then we'll get up again and again" i says as i pull out an Tommy Gun and i lock and load

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, but we don't want to go down at all! Unless it's in the sex way, I guess. But this isn't."
I turn back to the road, then remember Paddy is still blocking my view of the road.
"Oh for fuck's sake."
I open my door and lean out of the car, keeping one hand on the wheel and holding the top of the door with the other.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I clamber up onto the roof of the challenger and start playing a rousing battle-song on my ukulele.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I continue flooring it.
"Sister, can you see if there's any spare ammo in this tank? That we could, perhaps load into the weaponry?"

 

[Captain Anon]

i stick my head out in the window with a trumpet and i shout "CHARGE!" before putting the trumpet to my mouth

 

[Knife-28]

Knife leans out of the window and starts blasting away with his MTs while playing Highway to Hell.

Meanwhile, I lower myself in my seat to avoid getting shot.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start dropping bricks of C4 onto the road every few seconds, leaving a long trail of explosives behind the Challenger.
"You should probably put your seatbelts on right about now." I say as I root around in my pocket for the detonator.

 

[Captain Anon]

i strap myself in, i then pull knife back in

 

[Sigma Castell]

I continue playing my ukulele at 5,000 db on top of the Challenger.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pull out the detonator, toss a final brick of C4 out of the car, and press the switch, detonating the explosives and making the road behind us unusable.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I fire off some revolver shots at the military vehicles. "I'm gonna need you to get me in closer Tril!"

 

[Saltarius]

I fire off twice with my revolver.

"Vehicles are surprisingly much less fun to shoot."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves and this is how it goes..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Don't think about shooting vehicles. Think about all the people inside them, thinking they're safe." I lean backwards, keeping one foot on the pedals, and load a 40mm phosphorus grenade into my Gauss rifle.
"Oh how wrong they are..."
Grinning gleefully, I raise the rifle, aim at the nearest vehicle and fire right through the windscreen, filling the vehicle with shrapnel and fire.