Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"I can't see shit."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh, sorry." He turns on the audio description.

 

[Saltarius]

"This is still lame shit. Knife, where you at?"

 

[Knife-28]

"I'm here." I say, walking over to Salt. "How'd it go with Sister?"

 

[Saltarius]

"She didn't answer, Trilby was a dick and redacted saying he was asking her out, and then I decided that I was up and fucking done. And now I'm here."

 

[Knife-28]

"Huh, that sucks man." I say, poking the floor with my peg leg.
Oh yea, did I mention I have a peg leg? 'Cause I totally do.

 

[Saltarius]

"I dunno, maybe she would've said yes. Then again, if she really fuckin cares that much she'll find me and tell me, right?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Yea, right." I echo in agreement. "Hopefully."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Was that sarcasm?"

 

[Knife-28]

"What? No!" I say. "Sorry, I think I lost a bit of blood putting this peg leg in."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm not good at detecting it apparently."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ow my eyes."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Way I see it Sisters a ***** who you need to stop obsessing over."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah, and it doesn't seem healthy to pursue a relationship with her in the first place."

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't really care anymore."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I hand Salt the Hat of Apathy.

 

[Saltarius]

"I meant about Sister, not life you shit."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The fire continues to rage.
Someone should really do something about it before we end up with another smouldering wreck.

"Salt, I'd just like to say that I'm sorry for being such a cock. I'll try to be less of a dick, most of the time."

 

[Saltarius]

"You've said this before."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, but this time I sort of mean it."