Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Most likely dead."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Well, Knife, by that logic, the bears inside the cake could all have a shitload of DVDs." I point out.
I turn to Sister, and shrug. "I don't think so... I'm gonna go with 'no, I wasn't'."

"Oh... Okay then."

THEN RANDM DIED AND GIRL ISSUES FOR SIX PAGES THE END BLUH

[HEADING=2]MEANWHILE...[/HEADING]

"That's it, warlocks for everyone!" I turn to leave.

You're walking out then?

 

[Knife-28]

"Or sleeping." I say with a shrug, "You never know."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'll stay if this asshole apologises for his hurtful language."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes. Yes you were. Now, drink this."
I hand Sigma a can labelled 'Highly Acidic Fluid; May Cause Health Issues in Humans'.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I empty the can into my blender, along with some SuperNeutralizer.
"Why must you attempt to murder me Trilby."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shrug.
"Science. Also, I wasn't; that was a can of Coke."
I open up a mini-fridge and take out another can of Highly Acidic Fluid and drink it.
"See? Harmless."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look a the mixture in the smoothie. It winks at me.
"Well then that wasn't Superneutralizer I put in there."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pick up the bottle of not-SuperNeutraliser.
"It says... 'Instant Goo Creature- Just Add any Liquid and Blend'. Then it goes on to explain how you can give your goo creature various properties by changing the liquid used. This might be dangerous..."
I look into the blender, and shrug.
"Just pour it into an air vent."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"This can't have any negative future effects at all," I say, pouring the Stuff into a nearby air vent.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, the way I see it, the goo won't come back until much later, when we're really bored. Ideally, when I'm on my quest, so I can't be blamed." I say. "Or, it escapes the next time we land on a planet, which means it won't be our problem any more."
I start welding some metal over the vent for safety, then turn to Sigma.
"Okay... I'm going to do some science or some shit."
I walk over to a workbench and start sciencing all over it.

 

[RaNDM G]

"I'll stay if this asshole apologises for his hurtful language."

Hurtful.

You have murdered countless civilians across the galaxy in the middle of a drug-induced haze. And this is what bothers you?

 

[Sigma Castell]

I through myself into the science and become science.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I let Sigma be science for a while, and decide to start examining my gravity gauntlets to see if there's any way to improve or alter their force-of-nature-manipulating powers in some way.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yes."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I continue to science because science.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Yes."

Well... I'm not stopping you.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I turn to Sigma.
"Do you get the feeling that Paddy is fucking his quest up, big style? Because I'm getting that feeling. Or, I mis-mislabeled that can. That's probably more likely..."

 

[Saltarius]

I walk over to Sister.

"Y'know, I asked you a question."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I stop being science for a second and look up.
"Aaah I'm sure everything will turn out fine. Remember that time when we didn't do Salts quest about a million times because he didn't keep on fucking it up?"