Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Feb 22, 2013 #21,801 "I WILL WAFFLES! I WI-" I run facefirst into a pillar.
WafflesandBacon Inspired by Nonsense Aug 25, 2009 24,193 0 41 Feb 22, 2013 #21,802 "Salt, why am I friends with you?"
Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Feb 22, 2013 #21,803 "You honestly expected a blind man to perfectly find his way?"
WafflesandBacon Inspired by Nonsense Aug 25, 2009 24,193 0 41 Feb 22, 2013 #21,804 "Don't all blind people have echolocation?"
Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Feb 22, 2013 #21,805 "...That's bats and dolphins, you fuckhead."
WafflesandBacon Inspired by Nonsense Aug 25, 2009 24,193 0 41 Feb 22, 2013 #21,806 "I was just trolling, but, dolphins have echolocation?!"
Knife-28 New member Oct 10, 2009 5,293 0 0 Feb 22, 2013 #21,808 Meanwhile, Knife is sniggering, trying not to laugh at Salt's appearance.
WafflesandBacon Inspired by Nonsense Aug 25, 2009 24,193 0 41 Feb 22, 2013 #21,809 "Well, excuse me for not having a PhD in marine biology!"
WafflesandBacon Inspired by Nonsense Aug 25, 2009 24,193 0 41 Feb 22, 2013 #21,811 "What? Your date?"
Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Feb 22, 2013 #21,812 "WELL NO OFFENSE BUT I NEED SOME GUIDANCE."
WafflesandBacon Inspired by Nonsense Aug 25, 2009 24,193 0 41 Feb 22, 2013 #21,813 "Dude, stop overthinking it. You talk and eat. Nothing special."
Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Feb 22, 2013 #21,814 "...We never actually discussed what we were going to do."
WafflesandBacon Inspired by Nonsense Aug 25, 2009 24,193 0 41 Feb 22, 2013 #21,815 "Paintball. Paintball works for first dates."
Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Feb 22, 2013 #21,816 "You want a blind man to go into a paintball match with a severely mentally unstable woman."
WafflesandBacon Inspired by Nonsense Aug 25, 2009 24,193 0 41 Feb 22, 2013 #21,817 "It will entertain me."
Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Feb 22, 2013 #21,818 "Fuck it, I'm sure she'll get a kick out of it at least. Let's just find her and do this."
WafflesandBacon Inspired by Nonsense Aug 25, 2009 24,193 0 41 Feb 22, 2013 #21,819 "Sure, I actually don't talk to her much any way."
Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Feb 22, 2013 #21,820 "Okay Waffles, I need assert that I am in no way sexually attracted to you. Please hold my hand and take me to where she is."
"Okay Waffles, I need assert that I am in no way sexually attracted to you. Please hold my hand and take me to where she is."
