Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Well I guess-BLARGE!"
I respawn.

"Eh...Thanks I guess..."

 

[RaNDM G]

I pop back in the story since this is as good a time as any.

"Oh hai Tox."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look back to the last page.
"Oh shit man, I didn't realize you were planning an awesome last stand thing"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I meant like secret magical weaknesses or some shit. Do you guys have any weapons or anything?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Nah, I was just gonna do the 'Kill them all!' and then kill you guys. But the G-Tank is unbelievably crap, I'm demoting it back to the G-Van."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I skip through the middle throwing pizza everywhere.

 

[RaNDM G]

"I got better."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Oh. I'm not the one in charge here, I just tagged along for the ride. Yeah, shit's kind of got loose hasn't it?"

I crack open a Coke.

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa greets RaN. "Hey dude."

 

[RaNDM G]

A bomb goes off on the other side of the Mall. I take a swig.

"Hey."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So what's up?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look over.
"Wait, 'Splosives are unlocked?"
I look down, noticing I'm sitting on a pile of Dynamite.
"Huh."

 

[Saltarius]

"I didn't know I was entering a kismesistude."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Why would you throw shit at me?"

 

[Saltarius]

"How about I quickly-acquire you heart via tearing it out of your chest?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Then I'll do it again."

 

[Saltarius]

I move closer to Tox.

"I know. And I will just keep doing it, hurting you so long as you fucking respawn and bleed."

 

[Saltarius]

"Then I'll find you."

 

[Saltarius]

"Not an issue. Because I will."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Fulfilling my obligations as a Leo, I draw hate-filled art of Salt and Tox.