Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I head to the ice cream shoppe and start throwing paper aeroplanes at Salt's head.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Why didn't you tell there was shit all to defend here before?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Why didn't you tell there was shit all to defend here before?"

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It's two houses and a church along a river. You had to see this coming.

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, this date's going fan-fucking-tastic."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I lie on the floor. My tulpa stands outside the church tapping his feet.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pat Salt on the back.
"All things considering, it probably could have gone worse for everyone involved. So... yeah."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I crash a plane into the Ice Cream store, imolating everyone in a 300-metre radius.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That was news to you, Tox? Wow."
Then Sigma happens.
I respawn next to the wreckage.
"This is one example of what I was talking about, Salt. In case you hadn't guessed."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I dunno, I just assumed it had come up at some point when you were around because it's like the only thing Salt goes on about."

 

[Saltarius]

"I guess I can look on the bright side. At least I'm not Trilby."

 

[RaNDM G]

I walk up to the ice cream shoppe.

"Aw man, I really wanted that sherbet!"

The ice cream shoppe respawns.

"Score."

I lie on the floor. My tulpa stands outside the church tapping his feet.

Uh... Paddy?

 

[Saltarius]

"I placed the order for sherbet first, dude."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I flood it again, but this time with liquid nitrogen.

 

[RaNDM G]

"... Damn you."

The ice cream is already frozen, numbnuts.

 

[Saltarius]

"Besides, handicapped. So I get precedent."

 

[MinimanZombie]

But the patrons were not.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh god, that innocent couple who also just happened to be here was frozen solid."

 

[RaNDM G]

The ice cream shoppe respawns, minus the nonexistent patrons.

I sneak in front of Salt and score all the sherbet.

 

[Saltarius]

"So, where the fuck's that sherbet?"

 

[RaNDM G]

*mmm nom nom* "I dunno."