Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Let's go rob a bank. And a brothel. And a ton of shops. And then we can burn the money."

 

[Saltarius]

I shoot Zombie in the face with my revolver.

"His vote is null."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I vote for doing what Zombie said."

 

[Saltarius]

"His idea is null too."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fine then. I suggest we rob some banks, two brothels and a large number of shops, then blend the money."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I respawn in the MallMobile.
"I like that idea."

 

[Saltarius]

I shoot Trilby in the face.

"Your vote and idea are null. We default to mine."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Your idea and vote has been rendered null by the laws of go fuck yourself."
I drop a live grenade in the vehicle.

 

[Saltarius]

I stuff the grenade in Zombie's mouth and push him out the window.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I fail to fit through the window in time, allowing the grenade to explode and mess up the MallMobile.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The grenade ignites the gas inside the MallMobile, setting everything on fire.
I respawn next to the wreck.
"Fuck."

 

[Saltarius]

I shrug and open the door, stepping out.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I spray Salt with a fire extinguisher.

 

[Saltarius]

I slit Zombie's throat and hit him over the head with the fire extinguisher.

"So. Bank robbing."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I respawn.
"So much for a null idea then."

 

[Saltarius]

"It was my idea, so go suck a fat one."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I pull out a tape recorder.

"Kill everything living that has to do with Zombie and burn anything that isn't."

"I'm certain it was."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, let me rectify that."

I light the tape recorder on fire and throw it into the nearest store and shoot Zombie in the face.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I respawn.
"Salt, why'd you throw it into the liquor store?"
The store explodes, and burns Salt to the point of immobility. As well as me and Trilby.
"God damn it Salt."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I rip out my own throat, as the fire hasn't affected my mechanical arms, respawn and start filing for divorce.