Man Tries to Play Real Life Frogger, Loses

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Tim Latshaw said:
If only they had been discussing Joust...
That's a great idea! I'll get the ostriches and buzzards. You get the pterodactyls and find a volcano with a lava troll living in it. It'll be AWESOME!
 

Therumancer

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Salem_Wolf said:
I don't know what surprises me more:

1) It took almost 30 years for someone to do this.
2) Someone was inspired by Frogger and actually DID it.
3) Someone inspired by Frogger did it and it was on the NEWS.
4) That Darwin has somehow failed me.
It doesn't surprise me at all given some of the stuff "Xtreme Athletes" were doing in the mid-late 1990s and the turn of the century. It has died off quite a bit though. A lot of these guys used to incorperate wierd jokes and gimmicks into what they were doing, which included doing things like shooting themselves through traffic on zip lines, or breaking into skyskraypers so they could jump off of them in superhero costumes with parachutes (stationary object jumping, which still happens to some extent) and the like. I think Patrick Swayze's brother got in trouble for the latter in a fairly high profile incident at one time, though I don't think he was wearing any kind of a costume to make a show of his descent to people looking through windows.

Some dude frog hopping through traffic kind of fits in, and truthfully I wouldn't be surprised if we see more people doing it now, because even with the reduction of random "X sports activity" there are still plenty of people who will do things like this for the "lulz" with the danger and "rush" being part of the appeal.

As wacky as it is, it's similar to people climbing mountains and such for fun (very dangerous, with little point), it's just this kind of thing gets other people involved since a dude shooting himself in front of cars on a zipline or something puts the motorists and their property at risk as well.
 

wulfy42

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Seriously how many of you have not done this yourself?

I don't mean discussing frogger before hand, but crossing a street outside of a sidewalk and dodging moving cars along the way?

Maybe if you don't live in a city I could see it, but I've seen hundreds of people doing this all the time (not on freeways though) and living to tell about it. I wouldn't try and cross a freeway (that is pretty stupid) but a main street with cars going 40mph+, I have done that before more then once. It's easier then walking 2 blocks or so each way to a cross walk when you park across the street from your desired location.

Jay walking is common at least where I live, and there isn't THAT much difference between jay walking and what the idiot did. The main difference is he failed and got hit...so basically he sucks at life...and frogger.
 

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Salem_Wolf said:
4) That Darwin has somehow failed me.
There's an entire internet award meme for that shit...

Like we couldn't see that coming, but alas, it is pretty funny and therefore, why the fuck would anyone in their right minds try it?
 

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interspark said:
Madmanonfire said:
This is what video game violence does to people. It must be stopped.
Frogger must be banned throughout the world before more driving accidents occur.

I can't wait for someone to try to jump over a rolling barrel and wipe out.
wouldn't it be more effective AND beneficial to ban driving?
No, of course not! That'd be ridiculous!
It is always the video game's fault. Always.
Action has to be taken before more people try to play frogger in the streets! It's a threat to humanity!
 

interspark

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Madmanonfire said:
interspark said:
Madmanonfire said:
This is what video game violence does to people. It must be stopped.
Frogger must be banned throughout the world before more driving accidents occur.

I can't wait for someone to try to jump over a rolling barrel and wipe out.
wouldn't it be more effective AND beneficial to ban driving?
No, of course not! That'd be ridiculous!
It is always the video game's fault. Always.
Action has to be taken before more people try to play frogger in the streets! It's a threat to humanity!
yes it is! one that can be solved by banning driving!!! :p
 

ilspooner

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interspark said:
Madmanonfire said:
interspark said:
Madmanonfire said:
This is what video game violence does to people. It must be stopped.
Frogger must be banned throughout the world before more driving accidents occur.

I can't wait for someone to try to jump over a rolling barrel and wipe out.
wouldn't it be more effective AND beneficial to ban driving?
No, of course not! That'd be ridiculous!
It is always the video game's fault. Always.
Action has to be taken before more people try to play frogger in the streets! It's a threat to humanity!
yes it is! one that can be solved by banning driving!!! :p
You don't seem to understand. It is always the fault of video games! We must outlaw all of these threats to people before other people fall into the evil clutches of them!
OT: I hope this is not real. Otherwise, a new Honorable Mention for the Darwin Awards! :)
 

Madmanonfire

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interspark said:
Madmanonfire said:
interspark said:
Madmanonfire said:
This is what video game violence does to people. It must be stopped.
Frogger must be banned throughout the world before more driving accidents occur.

I can't wait for someone to try to jump over a rolling barrel and wipe out.
wouldn't it be more effective AND beneficial to ban driving?
No, of course not! That'd be ridiculous!
It is always the video game's fault. Always.
Action has to be taken before more people try to play frogger in the streets! It's a threat to humanity!
yes it is! one that can be solved by banning driving!!! :p

I don't know where you're getting these crazy ideas from. Try to keep it simple! Think inside the box! It's clear that if it weren't for Frogger, this man would never have been injured. Driving is completely irrelevant. It could've been a cat that hit him and the result would be the same!
As if it's ever the driver's fault in an accident... psh! You're so silly. :p
 

Wrists

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If you can dodge traffic, you can.....never mind.

Still at least we can joke about it because he lived. If he died, there'd probably a more concrete argument against Frogger, as it stands it''s less than vapour.
 

kouriichi

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Is it bad that the first thing that came to mind was, "Hur hur.... noob",?

Im sorry. But anyone who thinks dodging cars while acting like a frog is smart, shouldent be allowed to play video games to play with.
 

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Salem_Wolf said:
I don't know what surprises me more:

1) It took almost 30 years for someone to do this.
2) Someone was inspired by Frogger and actually DID it.
3) Someone inspired by Frogger did it and it was on the NEWS.
4) That Darwin has somehow failed me.
DeadlyYellow said:
Darwinism is prevented yet again thanks to Medical Science.
How did Darwin fail you? The stupid one died and the gene pool became a bit better because of it right?
 

dalek sec

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teisjm said:
The Red Spy said:
I feel sorry for the poor bastard who could have been shook up from hitting this tosser.
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Just what i was thinking.
Likewise, this really sounds like something that should be on "1,000 Ways to Die" but this time the dumbass get's hit big time...
 

VondeVon

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What an idiot. If he'd made it across alive he'd still be unable to claim Frogger fame due to the lack of river, bulldozers, snakes, alligators, and submerging turtles.