Man Tries to Play Real Life Frogger, Loses

[standokan]

Good thing he didn´t play grand theft auto.

 

[DTWolfwood]

Guess the guy didn't realize you don't respawn when you get hit by a truck IRL.

i hope someone keeps this idiot from breeding >.<

 

[lwm3398]

You touch Dig Dug, and I will END you. I will end you like a man running through tra-

...let me get back to you on this.

"Man digs labyrinth of tunnels, eats buried and long-rotten cherries, dies."

Better get back to me on that soon.

 

[Artlover]

Unfortunately, the man survived and was taken to the hospital where he is in stable condition.

There, I fixed it for you.