Manufacturing Firm Plans Adults Only 'Sex Box'

[Stalk3rchief]

Well, if they can combine a Rumble controller with that Vagina-in-a-can thing, the system would be revolutionary.

 

[ideitbawx]

if anyone seriously buys this, imagine the hilarity of when, say, their girlfriend comes over and sees that console underneath their TV.

This thing is going to ruin lives and relationships almost as sucessfully as WoW if it actually comes out.

unless the girlfriend in question is into porn (at least somewhat) as much as the guy. then it's a relationship aid, not a ruiner

 

[ideitbawx]

The five or six of you fuckers that replied with scorn are exactly the reason we haven't had one of these yet. The public at large are fucking morons that aren't capable of handling the concept of an AO console without being massive dicks about it.

Why would you need an sex console when you have a PC with an internet connection? It's not because people can't handle it it's because it's entirely unnecessary, like marketing a DVD Rewinder.

Behold, the DVD rewinder. [http://failbox.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/untitled-2.jpg]

Hloy Carp! That can't be real. That's gotta be Photoshop. I cannot wrap my head around how incredibly stupid that invention is (not to mention the clueless people who purchase it.

Also, that was set up perfectly. Way to knock that out of the ballpark.

is it compatible with blu-ray?

 

[ideitbawx]

I think I'm the first to ask this but what would multiplayer be like? And would they have an online thing like xbox live so people can play together?

i can take it a step further: online multiplayer, where you can choose for your teammate/opponent to be the gender of your choice (i'm not gonna exclude gays or people with weird fetishes or transgenders--they need lovin' too), with the option to hook up with said teammate/opponent in real life. like an online dating service for undersexed nerds.

think about it! if you're watching porn, you're either A) watching it with a partner so you both get turned on, or B) you're alone and want to get laid, but your only option tonight is rosy palmer and her 5 sisters. so, why not make it possible for two lonely people to hook up and reenact scenes from the game (or anything for that matter) in real life?

oh, but that means learning to please the opposite sex, actually working on social skills and human relations, having to get your own supplies (i wouldn't trust condoms that came with the system), not to mention there would still be a fair share of creeps whose idea of foreplay is saying "so, y'wanna see my cock? oh, i love your smell ... etc", so ... maybe we need to rethink this. any thoughts?

 

[The_ModeRazor]

That's some real creepy stuff there.

 

[orangebandguy]

That box robot looks pretty cool.

 

[Undercover]

I for one am deeply offended that anyone would even conceive of such an immoral piece of technology and I have absolutely NO intentions at all whatsoever to purchase one!

Now, if you'll just tell me when and where this abomination will be available, how much it retails for and if they take PayPal, I will be sure to take every necessary precaution to avoid it at all costs!

Another post that made my day. Thank you. XD

Glad to be of service

 

[Undercover]

Well, if they can combine a Rumble controller with that Vagina-in-a-can thing, the system would be revolutionary.

You must mean the "fleshlight"... I mean, uh, I bet if there was such a thing it would be called a flesh- I mean I think I might have heard of something like that somewhere on the inter- I mean my friend might have heard of something like that... Dammit I really don't want to embarass myself in front of the whole world, I better delete this before I click pos-

 

[HentMas]

is it just me or this product seemed more probable to come from Japan!?!?

weird huh...

 

[Ashbax]

if anyone seriously buys this, imagine the hilarity of when, say, their girlfriend comes over and sees that console underneath their TV.

This thing is going to ruin lives and relationships almost as sucessfully as WoW if it actually comes out.

unless the girlfriend in question is into porn (at least somewhat) as much as the guy. then it's a relationship aid, not a ruiner

You know, you phrased that wrong...and also, it may aid a few relationships, but will still ruin more.

Omigod, I just realised something - Imagine the online play.

Sad.

 

[DeathWyrmNexus]

I for one am deeply offended that anyone would even conceive of such an immoral piece of technology and I have absolutely NO intentions at all whatsoever to purchase one!

Now, if you'll just tell me when and where this abomination will be available, how much it retails for and if they take PayPal, I will be sure to take every necessary precaution to avoid it at all costs!

Another post that made my day. Thank you. XD

Glad to be of service

It is a venerable and highly valued skilled, my friend. As mentioned before, I am curious to see how pitiful or hilarious online play is.

 

[Undercover]

I for one am deeply offended that anyone would even conceive of such an immoral piece of technology and I have absolutely NO intentions at all whatsoever to purchase one!

Now, if you'll just tell me when and where this abomination will be available, how much it retails for and if they take PayPal, I will be sure to take every necessary precaution to avoid it at all costs!

Another post that made my day. Thank you. XD

Glad to be of service

It is a venerable and highly valued skilled, my friend. As mentioned before, I am curious to see how pitiful or hilarious online play is.

lol 'venerable', good word usage! Well let's face it as long as the boobies bounce in a realistic way, this thing will be a hit and we all know it

 

[DeathWyrmNexus]

lol 'venerable', good word usage! Well let's face it as long as the boobies bounce in a realistic way, this thing will be a hit and we all know it

Definitely true. Lynn will probably be awesome at it if it turns out to be a puzzle game. Ya know, I'm actually curious to see what predominantly female developers and game designers come up with for the Sex Box. I typically like their erotica writing better anyway.

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Oh... God... The Yaoi market will reach a new renaissance. Must burn brain now.