mass effect 1+2's BEST QUOTE

[Silver_Shade]

Roses are Red, Violets are blue,
Assuming Control, This Hurts You.

Oh wait, that wasn't in the game.

No, but thank you for sharing. I lol'd at that for a long time.

As for me, I quite liked:

Guard: "Relinquish your weapons!"
Shepard: "I'll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?"

 

[Captain Pancake]

"If I die in here I'll kill him!"

 

[PanicxBoss]

Yup, this has to be my favorite line... mainly because HE SAYS IT ALL THE TIME. Doesn't matter if it seems awkward or weird, he'll say it and run off on his merry way. Of course, the "Hold the Line" speech and Joker's bickering with EDI are pretty good too, but "I have to go/I should go" takes the cake.

 

[Serioli]

'I am a Biotic God!'

 

[Neuromaster]

"Wrex"
"Shepherd"

 

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Yup, this has to be my favorite line... mainly because HE SAYS IT ALL THE TIME. Doesn't matter if it seems awkward or weird, he'll say it and run off on his merry way. Of course, the "Hold the Line" speech and Joker's bickering with EDI are pretty good too, but "I have to go/I should go" takes the cake.

After a while it sounds like: "Aishougoh".

 

[Vancleef]

"Windows are structural weaknesses. Geth do not use them."


Geth use linux it seems...

 

[Eumersian]

"I am the very model of a scientist salarian..."

I was hoping this would be none other than the first post. The whole fricken song was just brilliant writing by BioWare.

 

[zfactor]

Yup, this has to be my favorite line... mainly because HE SAYS IT ALL THE TIME. Doesn't matter if it seems awkward or weird, he'll say it and run off on his merry way. Of course, the "Hold the Line" speech and Joker's bickering with EDI are pretty good too, but "I have to go/I should go" takes the cake.

He does say that all the feaking time... And it is usually akward...

But the most epic dialogue was with Sovereign in ME1, the second best was in ME1 when Saren (before the final battle) says "Everone you know and love, everyone, they will all DIE!" Epic line.

 

[Lissa-QUON]

'I am a Biotic God!'

"Fear me mortals! I am biotics made flesh!"

probably misquoting but I always loved that scene.

 

[Canid117]

"This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord."

I fucking love Joker.

 

[badgersprite]

"Don't push big red buttons." - Tali

Or, possibly, "We are gonna need bigger guns..." - Shepard

 

[dee_dubs]

A few of the lines during Mordin's loyalty mission always stand out for me.

"No tests on species with members capable of calculus. Simple rule. Never broke it."

"Have killed many Shepard. Many methods. Gunfire, knives, tech attacks, once with farming equipment, but not with medicine.

 

[Sjakie]

Shepard: "Wrex."
Wrex: "Shepard."

pure awsomeness

 

[The Hairminator]

I say only one thing... Female Commander Shephard Krogan Headbutt!

 

[Naheal]

Pretty much has all the ones that I care about.

 

[Hader]

"I should go"

 

[Altorin]

The line that got me laughing my last time through the game was in ME1, in one of the listening post quests:

"I'm pissed off! And when I get angry, I kill things. FIND ME MORE BUGS!"

 

[JBGigas]

"BECAUSE ITS A BIG STUPID JELLYFISH" Gotta love the renegade Shepard XD

 

[Joey245]

Pretty much anything Wrex says when he's in an elevator. Those were all great.

Also, the following exchange from Lair of the Shadow Broker:

Liara: Hang a right, no wait! Left!
Shepard: I'm on it.

L: She's got reinforcements!
S: What kind of guns does this thing have?
L: It's a Taxi, it has a fare meter!
S: Wonderful.
L: Truck.
S: I know.
L: Truck!
S: I know!
L: Ungh!
S: There we go!
L: You're enjoying this!