mass effect 1+2's BEST QUOTE

[Loonerinoes]

Incredibly hard to pick favourites...but I must say that Zaeed's tales were great...especially...

 

[TheLiham]

Don't *cough* Ingest.

 

[Doctor Proctor]

Asari Councilor: Commander. Is this some kind of game? Are you calling in a report just so you can cut us off again?
Commander Shepard: You know it.
[disconnects communication]
Joker: That never gets old, does it?

Also...

Joker: [after giving EDI control of the ship] Argh! You want me to go crawling through the ducts again.
EDI: I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees...[sees the look on Joker's face] That is a joke.
Joker: Right.

 

[Rainforce]

- "Wrex?"

- "Shepard?"

 

[Flamezdudes]

Jacob Taylor (God damn you.)

"Sneaking into the captain's quarter's... heavy risk... BUT THE PRIIIZZZEEE!"

"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!"

 

[Zyphonee]

"Friendly fire, requesting assistance, Shepard-Commander"

"Because it's a big.stupid.jellyfish"

"I've had enough of your snide insinuations"

"Nine out of ten people recommend Tupari... the last one is on my list"

"IRASHIMASE"

 

[ReservoirAngel]

"Time for me to go seduce an Asari."

gotta love that line

 

[Colonel Alzheimer's]

"I've had enough of your snide insinuations." POW
"I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions." WHACK
"Say goodnight, Manuel." PUNCH

Other than randomly punching people in the face:
"You know me Commander. I always like to savor the last shot before I drop the heat sink."
*Shepard makes trollface.jpg face*
"Wait... that metaphor just went somewhere horrible."
"THE PRIIIIIIZE"
"BECAUSE IT'S A BIG, STUPID,JELLYFISH."

 

[Hashime]

I love mass effect but I cannot decide which of the two game's epic quotes is the best,I would like some help on deciding and whilst we are at it. Things you would to see in mass effect 3?

I will get the ball rolling by saying that at the moment the line's you get in the darkstar bar on the citadel in mass effect 2 are the best. "put more stuff...in the..in the thing, stuff goes in" LOL ;p

Do a search next time, a thread like this already exists.
You will find my response there.

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

"I mean, wouldn't you want it to be all Sunshine, ponies, and fluffy bunnies all the time, commander?"-Joker.

Or when you catch him looking at pr0ns.

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

Thank God no-one beat me too it:


Renegade points for that? that wasn't evil it fun funny!

 

[MBurner 93]

During the Lair of the Shadow Broker.
Liara: I don't want to put any more pressure on you...
Shepard: I have fond memories of the last time you put pressure on me.

Or anything Tali says on that quest with the missing credit chit on the citadel.
She's crazy.

 

[Newbonomicon]

"Windows are structural weaknesses. Geth do not use them."


Geth use linux it seems...

I don't understand why everyone assumes that was making fun of Microsoft. On a spaceship, a window is LITERALLY a structural weakness. If the hull is made of metal that resists enemy fire, but there are huge windows on the sides, the enemy will just shoot the damn windows.

 

[WindKnight]

'Geth do not infiltrate.'
'maam, you'll have to leave your synthetic personal assistant on your ship'
'geth do not infiltrate intentionally.'

'I enjoy seeing organics on their knees.'

'your not going to shoot us? your kidding, right?'
'Yes, their going to let me eat you.'

'know what they did to cop-killers on my world?'
'know what they did to dirty cops on mine?'

 

[maninahat]

I remember this bit from the first game were there is a krogan enemy trying to work a computer panel, and you are sneaking up behind.

Malfunctioning AI panel: "Please finish your business at this terminal. There is a queue forming behind you."
Krogan: "Huh? What?"
me: *face palm*

 

[Doctor Proctor]

I remember this bit from the first game were there is a krogan enemy trying to work a computer panel, and you are sneaking up behind.

Malfunctioning AI panel: "Please finish your business at this terminal. There is a queue forming behind you."
Krogan: "Huh? What?"
me: *face palm*

OMG, I can't believe that I forgot that one! Definitely one of my favorite moments in the first game...

 

[Redem]

"You will either stand at my side or get crush under my heel,but you will not stand in my way"

Its probably 100% cheesy machismo, but I just think its memorable.

I nearly feel like after Shepard leave the room, the crew say something like

"Is that from a movie? I'm sure I heard it somewhere"
"I don't know, let's check IMDB"

 

[I Am Donut]

this is my favorite also.

 

[SplashyAxis]

I can't exactly remember at what point in Mass Effect this line was said, but it always stuck with me.

Shepard: "Time's running short. I'm gonna go and punch this mountain into space."

 

[Shock and Awe]

?I love nailing asari. So ageless and superior ? then you get them, and they squeal like schoolgirls.?-Gianna Parasini

NOW THATS WHAT SHE SAID