Mass Effect 2: Will you cheat?

[Flamezdudes]

But Liara's meant to be like 15 if you're equivalising it to human maturity. Shepard's just a big pervert.

Direct quote from Liara: "I am considered barely more than a childamong other asari."

And Shepard still hit that? I hope the police have got their eye on him.

I really don't see the problem, to ASARI'S she is seen as barely more than a child but in Human years she is basically an old woman.

 

[koekje4life]

Depends on what new romance options are there.

 

[Redem]

But Liara's meant to be like 15 if you're equivalising it to human maturity. Shepard's just a big pervert.

Direct quote from Liara: "I am considered barely more than a childamong other asari."

And Shepard still hit that? I hope the police have got their eye on him.

I really don't see the problem, to ASARI'S she is seen as barely more than a child but in Human years she is basically an old woman.

Shepard loves Liana because they help him both get around his love of cougar and his lolita complex

 

[Warrior Irme]

Lets be honest here, this is the most pathetic topic on any forum ever.

Most pathetic ever?

You must be new to the internet.

No I am inclined to agree with him.

and the internet scares me, so many people that want you dead because you can sing and play bass,

Well I can sing, I could learn to play the bass I guess.

It's not the most pathetic. Things like "Which video game character would you marry?" or "Anime Characters: Shag, Marry or Kill?" are more 'pathetic' than this.

Hell, I'd argue that "Which video game character would you want at your party?" is more pathetic as well.

We all know that we gamers don't party... or does LAN count?

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

Depends, if Liara isn't around I could see my Cmdr. Shephard becoming a little more suicidal and crazy.

 

[The DSM]

Im going to do a Persona 4 and by that I mean do every single romance all at once.

 

[Jamash]

Yes, not only will I cheat on Ashley, I feel obliged to do cheat on her, with a hot alien chick, after what she turned out to be.

I knew she was a little bit... um.. extreme with her views on racial purity when I met her, but I ignored that and just told her what I thought she wanted to hear so that I could get her into bed.

Sorry to break it for you but actually you can convince Ashley out of her racism

I know, the thing is that I genuinely believed I had, that I had saved her, but lo and behold she started chanting along with the Terra Firma (albeit in a very disembodied and glitched way, like the game though for a moment that I had chosen the other conversation options).

Or maybe she just told me what I wanted to hear so that she could sleep with me and further her career... it fucking worked!

She levelled up like no one's business because I always had her on my team, (mainly so that I could bed her), she rose quickly up the ranks from a mere soldier to a ass kicking commando almost as quick as Shepherd himself... and like that hunter dude from Jurassic Park said in his final moment of realisation - "clever girl".

Oh my God, I feel so used and violated. I though I was the daddy and using her, but all the time she was playing me, with all the cold blooded cunning and ruthlessness of a racist Velociraptor!

 

[Aunel]

Lets be honest here, this is the most pathetic topic on any forum ever.

Most pathetic ever?

You must be new to the internet.

No I am inclined to agree with him.

and the internet scares me, so many people that want you dead because you can sing and play bass,

You can sing and play bass!?
Grab the torches! Burn 'im!!

see, that's what I mean!
you people scare me

*cowers in corner clutching bass and softly singing "Welcome Home (sanitarium)"*

 

[Booze Zombie]

"Cheat"? No, but if there's a Tali romance option I'll be breaking up with Liara faster than you can say "Goddamn Tali has a nice ass."

Oh hell yes!

 

[Redem]

Oh my God, I feel so used and violated. I though I was the daddy and using her, but all the time she was playing me, with all the cold blooded cunning and ruthlessness of a racist Velociraptor!

*Pat back* now there there...

But I'lL still try to keep the relationship I had with Ashley to the best of my ability in Mass Effect 2, the girls in Mass Effect 2 don't really interest that much (subject zero seem a bald nutcase, Samarah seem to be kinda like a Klingon, Miranda well look like she all geared up to stab you in the back and I don't know about Tali seem like an improved upon Liana)

Racist Velociraptor...boy am I glad I only hear these kind of thing on the internet

 

[Pyotr Romanov]

Lets be honest here, this is the most pathetic topic on any forum ever.

Most pathetic ever?

You must be new to the internet.

No I am inclined to agree with him.

and the internet scares me, so many people that want you dead because you can sing and play bass,

You can sing and play bass!?
Grab the torches! Burn 'im!!

see, that's what I mean!
you people scare me

*cowers in corner clutching bass and softly singing "Welcome Home (sanitarium)"*

I will find you by following the sound of your singing... MUWAHAHAHA!
Burn 'im!
Burn 'im!
Burn 'im!

 

[LordWalter]

So, I've been thinking about this a lot lately (I have lots, lots of free time), but do you think you'll be staying loyal to your romance option from Mass Effect?

For me............ I'm gonna see what happens, but Yvonne Strahovski with her native aussie accent... That's gonna be hard to resist.

After I modded the game in order to have Wrex's four krogan testicles slam into my face for six hours in a cutscene? Hell no. I'll stay loyal to my man.

 

[Aunel]

Lets be honest here, this is the most pathetic topic on any forum ever.

Most pathetic ever?

You must be new to the internet.

No I am inclined to agree with him.

and the internet scares me, so many people that want you dead because you can sing and play bass,

You can sing and play bass!?
Grab the torches! Burn 'im!!

see, that's what I mean!
you people scare me

*cowers in corner clutching bass and softly singing "Welcome Home (sanitarium)"*

I will find you by following the sound of your singing... MUWAHAHAHA!
Burn 'im!
Burn 'im!
Burn 'im!

yes that's why I sing softly,

you make me sad
I'm only trying to be normal like everybody else,
oh no wait I have orange hair (lost a bet)
it's not like I can fit in society

 

[SLy AsymMetrY]

I can't remember any of them. Was one of them blue?! Whatever choices you get, I'll just go with what seems natural at the time. In other words, i'll be a cold, whimsical bastardo!

 

[Loop Stricken]

"Cheat"? No, but if there's a Tali romance option I'll be breaking up with Liara faster than you can say "Goddamn Tali has a nice ass."

This.

Though to be fair, my soldier Shepard bedded the Consort as well. How come THAT isn't ever brought up?

Isn't it kind of impossible to have a romance with Tali? I mean, the suit is to protect her because of her weak immune system, right?

Anyways... I'm not really sure. If it happens then it happens. All I wanna do is shoot some Geth.

No.
Quarians can't catch anything humans can give, and the suit thing is by now mostly superstition. They receive booster shots for their immune systems when they leave for their Pilgrimage, and the Normandy's quite the sterile environment if she wanted to desuit.

As for the Geth-shooting, I think Legion would want a word.